Vey: "y o u."

"You Put A God On Your List ."

Tirth: "Oh.

"I'm not dying anytime soon."

Tirth: "Okay then..."

"Soo, You gonna take me off the list..?"

Tirth: "Yeah..."

"Thanks."

Tirth: "No problem..."

"Hey, What were you drawing?"

{Tirth shrugs.}

*The thing flipped a coin.*

...

*The thing turned into Tri.*

{Tirth looks at it.}

"Hi :)"

Tirth: "Uh..."

"Hmmm?"

Tirth: "Why did you flip a coin?"

"If I kill Tri, Or don't."

Tirth: "U h . . ."

"HHEYYT WAIT."
"YOU JUST WANT TO GET SHOCKED HUH.."

Vey: "Yes, but i'm a wanted criminal and running is boring."

"So.."
"you...basically like to kill people for your kink.."

Vey: "Yes."

"I can just. Shock you.."

Vey: "No. I'm going to jail."

"WHY??!!"
"I CAN KILL THE COPS AFTER THEY SHOCK YOU????"

Vey: "I WANT to go to jail."

"HYWYWYWYWW"
"WHY?!?!?!?"

Vey: "Running is BORING."

*Khaos looked miserable.*
"........."

{Tirth hugs Khaos.}

"Let go."

Tirth: "No."

*He hit him with his tail*

...

"Let go.."

...

*Khaos walked away.*

...

"S- Spirb??"

Tirth: “A word that I use to say ‘blood of my enemies’ in a single word.”

"Spirb."

Tirth: “Yeah.”

"Huh."
*He just bought the whole mcdonalds*

.

"There, Now there's a fixed ice cream machine."

Tirth: “Huzzah.”

*He walked into the back of the McDonalds and punched the ice cream maker*
"Noppe, stil broken. "

{Tirth fixes the ice cream machine.}

*It looks over and smiles*
"I hope you know that means you want to f**k me.."

Tirth: "Nope."

*Tri runs off.*

{Tirth follows Tri.}

*Tri runs into a tree.*

{Tirth grabs Tri.}

"That hurt.. "

{Tirth hugs him.}

"Thanks.."
*He smiled and hugged back*

Tirth: "No problem."

"He isn't."

Vey: "You've been abusing him."

"So? He never hurts me back."

...

"He clearly doesn't care."
*Tri was hugging himself and crying.*

Vey: "He DOES care. Look."
{Tirth hugs Tri.}

*Tri was shaking.*
"Naaahh."

Tirth: "Let's go somewhere else, triangle dude."

"a..alright..n..not triangle dude..."

{Tirth flips the thing off.}

"Illegal"

…

*He walked outside and sat down.*

{Vey gets onto the McDods.}

"mm....grass...."

…

*He shrunk.*

{Vey shoots somebody.}

"....stop."

Vey: “This is my job.”

"SEX?!!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?"

...

"......... "

{Vey shrugs.}

*It had puppy eyes.*

.

*It cut Tri's head open.*

{Tirth fixes Tri again.}

"I...im scared...."

Tirth: "Let's go somewhere else."

"..."
"A sandwich."

Vey: "Nope."

"Shapeshifter."

Vey: "Can you be me?"

"Maybe."

Vey: "Try it."

*It tries to transform into him*

{It works.}

"You feel weird."

Vey: "Yes, yes I do."

"There's another cop car over there."

{Vey looks around.}

*Khaos walked to the car, picked it up then walked back over, he then set it down.*

Vey: "Quick question. Do my horns look like ears?"

"Slightly."

Vey: "Huh."
{Vey gets in the car and just... zooms off.}

*Khaos just kinda stands there.*
"🧍‍♂️"

Vey: "🥕"

"What the f**k do I do . 👬"

Vey: "Fighter jet."

"where did.. "

{Vey shoots the person.}

"Friend..?"

Vey: “What?”

"No, I mean..."
"The other one.."

Tirth: “Me?”

"Yes! Did you order yet?"

Tirth: “40 McNuggets.”

"NO DRINK???"

Tirth: “Spirb.”

"Yeah, I know that now.."
"My partner here really doesn't like you, by the way."

Vey: "A LOT of people hate me. Also, I could kill both of you and start driving around and hitting people with the car instead of walking around and choking them."

"...I can't really argue I have...weird kinks too."

{Vey beats somebody to death.}

"Now..Why are you hurting people."

{Vey starts choking them.}
Vey: "Call the police."

"W ...Why?"
*He slowly got his phone out*

Vey: "I just killed somebody."

*He starts calling the cops.*

.

"They're on the way."

Vey: "Amazing."

"Do you want a magic ring?"

Shade: "What does it do?"

"It makes you resistant to fire."

Shade: "Sounds nice."

*He handed a VERY large ring over.*

Shade: "Woah."

"Its for horns."

Vey: "Huh."

"I make them."

((I meant Shade, not Vey.))
{Shade puts it on.}

"For...What?"

Vey: "IT DOESN'T MATTER!!"

*Khaos steps back a few times.*
"Am I a target?"

{Vey pulls out a REALLY long list.}
Vey: "What's your name?"

"Khaos, The God of Chaos."

{Vey goes to the bottom of the list.}
Vey: "Yes."

"Is there a reason?.."

Vey: "Chaos."

"Of course."
"Gonna shoot me?"

Vey: "Later."

*the other one looked in the backseat*
"....ill shock you..."

Vey: "I have a kink for that."

"Exactly..."

Vey: "Activating my kink won't make me feel any better about you. You're only bringing me closer to my inevitable victory."

"Inevitable victory?"

Vey: "Yes."

"Is it...Like, being shocked a million times?"

Vey: "No..."
{Vey reaches into his own back.}

"Then.. What?"

Vey: "You don't need to know."
{Vey starts choking one of them with his tail.}

"No.."
"They...follow me.. around.."

{Vey looks around.}

"They're invisible."

{Vey starts randomly shooting.}

*Someone says "Ow."*

{Vey starts shooting f**king paintballs towards the sound.}

*Something got hit.*

Vey: "Uh..."

"Oh no..."

{Vey jumps down and walks over to them.}

"I really don't like this."

Vey: "But, hey, at least you have a star-tipped tail."

*It tried to bite the star off*

{It's v e r y sharp.}

"I feel like a dog chasing it's own tail."
*It chases it's n e w t a i l .*

Vey: "I use my tail to stab and choke people."

"Kinky."
*It kept chasing it.*

{Tirth tries to fix triangle dude.}

"I-Im lost!"

???2: "This is an empty space..."

*He is fixed.*

Tirth: "Yay!"

"I'm scared..."

Tirth: "Why?"

"The thing can't die...it always hurts me, it's haunting me..."

Tirth: "Oh..."

"You see the big scar on my face?"
"That's from the thing.."

Vey: "I like this thing."

"Who are y-you?"

???2: "Tirth..."

"I'm..uh.."
"Uh..Do you kill monsters?.."

Tirth: "Yes..."

"I'm uh .mm....."
"Uhh....b..."
"B...bread."

Tirth: "No..."

"yes, I'm bread...!!"

{Tirth pulls out an assault rifle.}

*He tried to hold him together.*