Emo King; None; Emo’s Not Dead; Parody; All I need is emo; Jeans are tight as shit
Squeezing my dick
Feel like my pants gonna rip
I don′t give a damn
I'm rocking my vans
You probably think I′m in a band
Long hair, girl jeans
That's because I like to SCREAM
THAT’S BECAUSE I LIKE TO SCREAM
Hold up
I′m raising my glass
I′m giving a toast
Shout out to Under Oath
Hawthorne Heights is my shit
Panic's legit
Too bad that My Chem quit
When I was a young boy my father
Took me into the city to see a marching band (yeah)
When I saw Fall Out Boy
My brother bought me tickets
And we danced like Uma Thurman
Because all I really want is (emo)
All I really need is (emo)
All I want to be is (emo)
Brenden Urie is (emo)
Hawthorne Heights (emo)
Taking Back Sunday (emo)
Fall Out Boy (emo)
All I really know is (emo)
Verse two
I am the illest
I am the realist
Call me the old school Skrillex
I am from first to last
But the last thing′s first
Dammit I am killing this verse
Got a band tee from Hot Topic
Girl jeans from my girl's closet
Guyliner by Maybelline
I smudge it on my eye sockets
I′m in a mosh pit
Swinging my arms and looking like a mosh kid
Sound the alarm
I think I kind of lost it
A white kid wearing all black shit
And I know my nails kind of gothic
I am the emo king
That is my emo queen
I am wearing her jeans
I am the emo king
That is my emo queen
I AM WEARING MY GIRLFRIEND’S JEANS
I AM WEARING MY GIRLFRIEND’S JEANS
I AM WEARING MY GIRLFRIEND’S JEANS
I AM WEARING MY GIRLFRIEND’S JEANS
I AM WEARING MY GIRLFRIEND’S JEANS