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why... | World peace by calmly and maturely talking about it; WORLD WARS,
NUCLEAR WEAPONS,
DEATH | image tagged in memes,drake hotline bling | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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wut
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You ever see a natural documentary about how male animals of a species with horns or antlers slams into each other to establish territory? Guys are still male mammals underneath
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I don't get it, what?
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Ok how about football. You ever feel the urge to play tackle football? Or at least root for it? Prove 11 strong men from your school are stronger than 11 strong men from the nearly indistinguishable school next door? Flex your inherent superiority? Why do humans do that?
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Um, no
I'm not a show-off
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But that is the root of patriotism. We live in the greatest nation in the world so you go fight and die to prove it
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I’m going about this wrong. Look up the Wikipedia article for “the rational optimist”. I’m not saying you should believe — I am skeptical— but you should be aware
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😅
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You should see how humans USED to live like in “the day before yesterday” by Jared Diamond. It’s just basic biology. Used to be war killed one in three adult males and pathetically TINY wars (like 150 vs 150). We are not instinctively different from stone age humans. But we are making progress even if it doesn’t feel that way
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Also, men are dicks because it WORKS. If it stopped working we’d have a world of perfect gentlemen
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which we don't
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If all women shoot down all jerks forever in the future I think you can pull it off in only 10,000 years but I am not a biostatistician
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oof
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