NOTE - It's really hard to make me blush so good luck =D

wait my biscuits aw nah man

Hmm... 10%

wait what that worked

Don't ask-

oh ok

you're so hotyou remind me i left the oven on

40%

wow thats way more than expected
i have more crappy (and some nsfw-ish) flirts if you want to use them

Uh... I'm actually surprised as well-

what about this-
are you a light because you turn me on

Holy crap-

30%

Can't tell if it's because I'm running on 6 things of coffee and sleep deprived or not-

lol same
but
its midday here

It's 9:31 here-

soo
you're american?

Yep

I'm not too late to say something am I?
I don't got nothing too good tbh, basically I don't really flirt. Period.
Though I did get an idea from the tags.

( no one is ever to late to comment on my posts :D )

Yeah I kinda don't like flirting tbh I just thought I would try this trend because it's hard to make me blush

oh lol ok
This one's just kinda stupid yet it counts. ig
"I will find you
turn you into a biscuit
and then find barney..."

0_0 bro how the f- did that make a 60-

holy-
Did anyone even get a better score from ya?

No..

:|

If you put it like that no-

Yeah nevermind.

If ya put it in anyway it doesn't-

"Message deleted. Next message sent-"

Lol

Hmm
here's one I've heard from someone else..
"You're so cute when you blush"
It kinda makes me think "oh frick a paradox loop"

...
That sounded better in my head.

Tbh that was a 10-

Okey-
better than 0 tho.

True

wanna do this reverse?
basically the same thing but you give me something?
Oh yeah and there's a certain line that when crossed jumps from about 100 to 0.
Don't worry tho, it's pretty far away.

Hmm... I'm horrible at flirting tbh- I'm also horrible at making ppl blush ;-; so uh....

Don't worry, as long as you don't go too far I start at base 30 with compliments!

hMmMmMmMmM....
On a scale of 1 to 10 on how beautiful you are you would break my scale-

( I cringed so much at that- sorry )

only reason it's 25 is cuz that I'm m and not fm.

Ohh- well that's still kinda good

Yeah, care to retry?

Uhhhhhhh- that made me laugh more than blush but 20

lol
I find myself going red sometimes
when I laugh a little too hard at a joke and it's kinda embarrassing how funny I found it.

Exactly-

I followed you but yeah I sent the first one

Anyone can but I can send it

sure let's go with that
since I can only figure out how to send messages to ye who have followed me.

Alright?? I might not try again though

that's fine

uhh another one
"I have your ip address"
probly gonna get 0 ngl

Uhh idk do you have to send the first message?
I already followed you btw

Hmm sure? *Intense thinking*

Even if there wasn’t gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you.

(INTENCE CRINGING)

hmm
35
I do like a bit of funni as well btw

Thank you!

Give it as many shots as you like-
actually let's take this to memechat how's that sound?

yeah I'll call it decent for a first impression.

Thanks?

You're welcome?