ART MODELL WANTS TO MOVE THE BROWNS TO BALTIMORE NEXT YEAR. HE MIGHT SUE THE LEAGUE IF DOESN'T GET HIS WAY. AND CLEVELAND FANS ARE ALREADY FILING SUITS. MEL, WHAT SHOULD WE DO? AL DAVIS SUED HIS WAY TO L.A., AND WHERE ARE THE RAIDERS NOW? I SAY DON'T CONVENE AN OWNERS VOTE. MAKE MODELL STAY PUT. BARBARA, LET ME ASSURE YOU THAT I'VE NEVER THROWN A WOMAN OUT A WINDOW IN MY LIFE. WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS? I LOVE THE SUGGESTION OF BOB COSTAS FROM NBC SPORTS. LET MODELL MOVE, BUT MAKE HIM RENAME HIS TEAM THE BALTIMORE CRABCAKES. THEN START A CLEVELAND BROWNS EXPANSION TEAM. WELL, THERE'S A FIRST TIME FOR EVERYTHING. NOW I DON'T CARE MUCH FOR MODELL, BUT EVEN I WOULDN'T FORCE HIM TO CALL HIS TEAM THE CRABCAKES. DEAN, WHAT DO YOU SAY? MAKE BOB IRSAY SELL THE COLTS NAME TO MODELL... START THE EXPANSION CLEVELAND BROWNS, AND INDY GETS RENAMED. GRAEME, IF YOU DON'T WANT TO JOIN YOUR COLLEAGUES IN THE STREET, COME UP WITH A BETTER PLAN THAN A CLEVELAND BROWNS EXPANSION TEAM. SIR, YOU'VE KNOWN THE SOLUTION ALL ALONG. WHICH CITY SHOULD GET THE EXPANSION FRANCHISE? SO... MODELL GETS A BALTIMORE EXPANSION FRANCHISE POPULATED BY HIS OWN CLEVELAND PLAYERS! THEN A NEW OWNER REVIVES THE INACTIVE BROWNS FRANCHISE BY '99. GOOD WORK GRAEME, YOU DON'T DIE!
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