Hey, remember that last time I tied you down to my bed, and you said you swore you were seeing two of me? But I told you, you were too drunk? And you tried to say you were sober, but then I wrapped the duct tape round and round your mouth to shut you up? Quick confession. You WERE pretty sober at the time. I'm actually twins. So hopefully this makes you feel better about what happened then, and more of a sport for the next time.
