WELCOME TO THE FOXY500 SHOW! AND HERE'S YOUR HOST; FOXY500; Hello, I'm foxy500 and welcome to the first episode of the foxy500 show. Tonight, let's talk about the Lion Guard. The Lion Guard sucks badly. Really badly. The show is cringe. Let's talk about why it's cringe. Firstly, Kion will cry over ANYTHING. He once cried over flamingos. Is that not a sign of snowflake activity? If your answer to that question is yes, then you are clearly mentally ill. Those flamingos weren't going to hurt him. But He cried anyway. Like a baby. His peanut sized brain didn't understand that they weren't going to hurt him. In fact, the whole purpose of the Lion Guard is to protect from stupid things. In fact, President Biden made the Imgflip stream Lion_Guard_Sucks, which he, I, and foxy501 own. And the stream is growing more and more followers. As of right now, the stream has 32 followers. That number will keep growing. Do you know what all of those 32 people have in common? They all hate Lion Guard. Do you know why those 32 people followed the stream? They hate Lion Guard. And those 32 people aren't the only people who hate Lion Guard. A LOT more people hate it. In fact, if I had a penny for every person who hates Lion Guard, I'd be rich as heck. I could be living in a mansion. Most of the world's population probably hates Lion Guard. That's all. Goodbye.