like awwww it earned itself a spot

I HAVE THE SAME HOME PHONE

NO WAY

YES WAY

PHONE TWINS????

Perhaps 🤔

😳😳😳‼️‼️‼️

Why is it that we have barely anything in common
Yet we’re really good friends

I was thinking that last night

it like

kept me awake

I was like “how are we friends”

but not in like a bad way

I mean
Since we are opposites
Maybe that IS what makes us friends
We balance and keep each other in check

what you want 🧍‍♀️

To repair our relationship

*opens door a crack*

I didn’t see this notification 👻

YAYYyY

WAIT NO

Open the door
Or else

that’s a first

😟
😞

wait I’m sorry *huggo*

🥹*not tight hug*

thanks bro 🥲🥲

Don’t cey

Cry

AHH IM GOING NOW

BYEEEEE
Does anyone there play DOOM *overused Christianity joke*

uhhh

we c o u l d ?

Joke

Do you get the overused joej

no

The joke is that DOOM is the most Christian game ever (u kill demons)

ohhhh

I thought so but idk

💩

YOOO NO WAY THEY HAVE AN EMOJI OF ME

No
Your white
Meanwhile me- *extremely racist joke*

*cough* half *cough*

*c o u g h* your skin is cracker af

*cough* nah im paler than any asian or white out there im illuminating

💡

yeah but brighter

Is you those blinding lights The Weekend was talking about

huh

Do you get it

what is The Weekend

An Artist
He has a song called Blinding Lights.

OHHH I KNOW THAT SONG I JUST FORGOT THE ARTIST

Bruh

😭😭😭

🔑
⬇️
🗑

*drenches myself in kerosene and grabs a lighter*

LMAOAOAOOAA NOT DELLY JELLY

DELLY JELLY 😘

🥹🥹

I love you too Delly Jelly

HDBDBDJDHDH NOOO 😭😭😭

😚

aww that sounds cute tho 🥺🥺

🥹

🙇‍♀️

No stay

🏃‍♀️

STOP

🚪

WAIT IM SRY
PLS
WHAT DO U WANT

🔒

*incoherent sobbing*

🔓

*gives tissue*

🔒

COME BACK
ILL NEVER HURT U

fr fr

its been 2 months...

LMAO

and?

nothing
it is legit still true

it is tbh

which is kinda sad ngl

yeah

does it ring like every hour too

No…

lucky

L

lol