night at the clam

“.. Sammy- * hic * .. I think you gave me too much- * hic * of that red slushie- * hic *”
"MARIE- WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO A TOP HAT-"

you good?

* Marie fainted from drinking too much *

oh need chicken?

"Sammy, we need to bring Marie to a F.CKING bed, NOW."

ok

dugt

lol

You need to go home, now........

why

Wdym why? You nearly got hit by a car...

dont worry i got a sword

Bruh, that's a f**king twig-

its not hey mondu come here!

Sammy let’s get you home before you accuse a wasp for theft of your bread

ok

Dude what do you mean by Ok I needed to get you off a lantern pole because you thought he was gonna rob you, surprised you aren’t hiccuping yet

dont worry it was just some canadian beers at the clam with the guys

What guys? I only saw a broom, a lamp and a sweep around your table?

dont worry they talk

Yeahhh imma get you home before you break the cops achohol meter

alr

Dude that’s a car not me

u broke?

Broken voice

You are saying Alr to a car

its not

Yooooure still drunk aren’t you

no *drink beer* im not

.. you know what nvm
*gun on cheese*

that doesnt exist just watch some south park or family guy

*windows shutdown sound*

whats that

I just made another hole in the cheese with a gun

ok

is it dead?

Hope sooooooooooœöõ
*passes out of cheese alchohol dart*

f**k uuuuuh ill carry ya home *picks up sketchy*

SIr IM TOtAly FIne
YoU cAn tAKE ME to VIETNam *hiccup*

u good?

THink só

sketchy your not ok we get home in 5 mins

NAH CAPtain I CAn USe TIme TO taSTE COLOURS

oh ok

*windows startup*

we are home now *puts on couch* stay

AYE AYE CAP ILL WAtch GOr the DANG ol HOuNd WHalES

oh shit *pulls out his savoiur sword*

That’s a stick pal

no look at it

ITS A CHEESE WITH A KNIFE

AH

🧀 🔪

who is that

DONT ASK ME-

no that one

0_0
Sammy
Since when
Was that there

he whats that dead guy doing here?

I’m still alive pal

its fine its fine

Uh yo hoo I’m here not by an atm

its ok

Aaand you just said that to a dumpster