I'm stuck in the dungeon with some ugly company
Watching me hungrily, stumbling, bumbling
Thundering after me, clutching their cutlery
Ducking and jumping, they're above and under me
All of 'em wanna just smother and butter me
Gut me and dunk me in gravy to cover me
Hide in a cupboard but not in the oven
I don't want to go in that pot they got bubbling
Could I be sleeping? 'Cause I don't feel slumbery
Tumble through tunnels, they're gonna discover me
I'm on a boat, but it's not any luxury
All that I got is my cunning to comfort me
If I get lucky somebody will come for me
Time I depart from my prison under the sea
Take me away where the sun is abundant
And give me some grub that I honestly wanna eat
'Cause I'm fed up with this stuff I've been stomaching
Sick of this scum, my tummy is grumbling
Should I succumb to my hunger? I'm wondering
Will I become a victim of gluttony?
