“Hey man do you play Fortnight Battle pass?”
“You mean fortnight?”
“No it’s called Fortnight Battle Pass”
“It’s just Fortnight. Battle pass is an update subtitle. You’re freaking stupid (but only he didn’t say freaking)”
“Well you’re dogwater!”
“No, I don’t play Fortnight.”
“Dogwater.”
Me: (in the same line) MATERWELLON! Everyone
Who knows what it means: NO U!