I've come to make an announcement, Big man's a bitch ass motherf**ker. He pissed on my gf. That's right, he took his Manta ray ---- and pissed on my f**king gf and he said it's "This big" and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my twitter, Big man you have a small ----, it's the size of this pea except way smaller and guess what? Here's what my ---- looks like: PFFFF THAT'S RIGHT, ALL ---- NO SPINES, NO VENOM. Look at that it's like ---- and a ----. so I'm gonna f**k the earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER MEGA LAZER PISS, except I'm not going to piss on the earth, I'm going to go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON, HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA, I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS UNTIL MY PISS DROPLETS HIT THE F**KING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT
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