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SO YOU'VE FOUND OUT A WEBSITE THAT YOU LIKE TWITTER, TUMBLR, OR INSTAGRAM. THEN YOU ASKED YOUR PARENTS FOR AN ACCOUNT, AND THEY'VE SAID NO. WELL, HERE'S HOW TO HAVE A SECRET ONLINE IDENTITY; ALL WITHOUT YOUR PARENTS SUSPECTING A THING. NOTE THAT THIS METHOD IS NOT FOOLPROOF, AND YOU WILL NEED A COMPUTER OR MOBILE DEVICE THAT YOU KNOW HOW TO FULLY OPERATE.