How is THIS horni? xD
It's just a fella drinking a cold one on a hot day at the beach. xD
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A S S
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Ah yes, Femboys, Like most humans, Possess Buttocks.
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"THOSE EYES ARE TURNING ME ON"
"JERRY GET THE HOLY WATER!!! THE MEGALODON IS HORNY AGAIN!"
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"NOOOOO!!"
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NEVER.
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NAH BRO.
YOU GOTTA HAVE A UNUSUALLY TALL LATTER TO GET ME
IM F**KING 14 FEET TALL
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Night bro.
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Damn it
Still horny though
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That's it.
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I'm about to shot you.
AND MY P**IS IS THE GUN!
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Time to bring out the big guns.
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I AM THE BIG GUN.
AND IM ABOUT TO SHOVE ALL 23 INCHES UP YOUR ASS.
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I am very very VERY certain you would pass out instantly from all your blood going to your *Special Fin* that big. xD
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I WONDER WHY I HADN'T...
PROBABLY BECAUSE IM INDESTRUCTIBLE.
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Indestructibility has absolutely nothing to do with the amount of blood in your body! xD
You're gonna have to eat a whole Spinach farm to keep your blood flow up!
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Welp.
I'm putting my phone down now so me and Sarah can cuddle
Night bro.
