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DID YOUR PARENTS PLAY CLASSICAL MUSIC WHEN YOU WERE A BABY? I ASK THAT BECAUSE DOING SO IS THE REASON YOU’RE GAY. NO ACTUALLY, THEY NEVER DID I THAT. NO, SORRY I MISSPOKE. NOT PLAYING CLASSICAL MUSIC WHEN YOU’RE A BABY MUST HAVE MADE YOU GAY. CASE CLOSED.