CUMMUC

I do need upvotes. And followers. Wanna know why? "I have a dream." That one day, every person in this stream will control their OWN actions. A hub of the TRULY free, dammit. A nation of MEMES, not announcements. Ruled by HUMOR, not popularity. Where the site mods' changes change to suit the individual, not the other way around. Where rules and the stream description are back where they belong: in the hands of the people! Where every man is free to think -- to meme -- for himself! F**k all these limp-dick site mods and chicken-shit "owners". F**k this 24/7 Internet spew of "im oh so depressed" and popular user bullshit. F**k "MSmg pride". F**k the shitsts! F**k all of it! MSmg is diseased. Rotten to the core. There's no saving it -- we need to pull it out by the roots. WIpe the slate clean. BURN IT DOWN! And from the ashes, a new MSmg will be born. Evolved, but untamed! The weak will be purged, and the strongest will thrive -- free to live as they see fit, they will make MSmg GREAT AGAIN!

Raiden: "Bro are you high"

Armstrong: "Let me check....yes. HIGH ON AMERICAN SPIRIT. And there's nothing more American than shooting a man in this Walmart™ of a world."

Raiden: "what is walmart"

Armstrong: "It's Heaven, Raiden. Check the internet lately?"

Boris: "Raiden, hop on Twitter, you need to see this."

Raiden: "F**k I hate this website" *opens Twitter*

Boris: "IT'S ALL F**KING WEEBSHIT, RAIDEN, I DON'T UNDERSTAND. THEY'RE BEING DISTRACTED WITH UTTER NONSENSE."

Armstrong: "These baboons don't even know we're at war with Pakistan."

Raiden: "this one's calling me a Redditor"

Armstrong: "And that's just the beginning. E-Girls. Gacha. Memes. All just petty distractions so real men can get to business."

Raiden: "amogus"

Armstrong: "And as you know, American Imperialism is completely justified because we had a black president once.....BEFORE I F**KING KILLED HIM."

Raiden: "That's a nice argument Senator, why don't you back it up with a source?"

Armstrong: "My source is that I made it the f**k up. Imagine a world, Raiden, free of cancel culture. Where nobody can call me out for my outlandish claims. A world where I CAN SAY THE N-WORD!"