WD: Your first mistake, was choosing me as a target.
*He draws a 1911*

(Btw this is hero mode)
Malexis: *backs away*

WD: On the ground.

Malexis:* kneels and loads his tank while you aren't looking*

WD: Now, under authorization of the CVPA, you are under arrest for, I don't know, threats with a lethal weapon.
(WD is a CVPA In training, so he is trying to learn

Malexis: yeah right punk...
Another octoling splat bombs you and you respawn at the start of the mission

*WD gets back up.*
WD: Okay, this is f**king odd...
(Did his corpse go? Because Worker Drone corpses eventually turn into a Destroyed Drone, which hunt and kill everything.)

(his corpse dematerialize instantly)
Malexis hides behind a prop

(Ah.)
*WD looks around, and throws a Molotov Cocktail randomly.*

*Malexis goes into octopus form and slides away to dodge it*

*WD has taken the path of violence, using what he has to his advantage to clear the ink.*

Malexis pops out and tries to splat you as you realize you still havent gotten the 8 mini zapfish for this level

WD, behind a wall: Oh shit, I'm supposed to be focusing on fish.
*WD switches to Melee.*

Malexis: *slides away and rolls over to you in a threatening way*

*WD strikes at Malexis' knees.*

malexis: *screams in pain and swims away, then tries to splat you again*

*WD disarms Malexis and renders him unconscious by a strike to the head.*

*the hypnosis goggles stop glowing due to him being unconcious*

WD, thinking: Hmm, what if I were to just...
*WD takes the shades, looks at the sides of them, and tosses them off the f**king world.*

Malexis wakes up
Malexis: what the flip just happened? why am I down here?

*WD just walks away, looking for his objective.*

Malexis: Follows WD rolling WD's ink behind him

(WD is a drone, no specific ink color, he just has a Crowbar, 1911, and snubnose Winchester 580)
*WD turns around.*
WD: Shh.

Malexis: its the least I can do...

WD: Just stay close then, I'll try to do what I can to minimize casualties...

malexis: thank you

WD: Hey, anytime.
*WD creates a sound to attract other Octolings in the area.*

*Malexis splats the goggles off of some of them*

WD: Nice pinpoint accuracy.
*WD approaches a mini zapfish*

The freed octolings shoot the others's goggles off as Malexis paints the map w/ brown ink
(WD doesnt have a color but brown just doesnt hurt him like other colors)

(Okay.)
*WD breaks the glass securing the mini zapfish.*

7 more zapfish
Malexis: Here, let us try to get some mini zapfish for you...

3 more zapfish
Malexis: that was fast!

WD: Yeah,Up I'll try taking you guys someplace safe.
*WD focuses on obtaining the Zapfish.*

Malexis: and in return we will help you with your fight with octavio

WD: I feel like I could take him on alone, I'll drop you off when I wrap up work here.

Malexis: Ok

*WD gets the last zapfish.*

Trooper: Wrong target mf *pulls out an AK-47*

Malexis: *swims behind you and splats you*
You: *respawn*

Trooper: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Malexis: hahahaha

Trooper: F**K

come back

Trooper: Time to kill this bitch.

Malexis: yeah right *splats you and yu respawn*

Trooper: RRRRAAAAAAAAAA *quits*

Too bad *your given good weapons*

Trooper: .

Malexis yells from across the map: FIGHT ME COWARD

Trooper: No HAH