Baseball coach yelling at kid

Raiden: "Bro are you high"

Armstrong: "Let me check....yes. HIGH ON AMERICAN SPIRIT. And there's nothing more American than shooting a man in this Walmart™ of a world."

Raiden: "what is walmart"

Armstrong: "It's Heaven, Raiden. Check the internet lately?"

Boris: "Raiden, hop on Twitter, you need to see this."

Raiden: "F**k I hate this website" *opens Twitter*

Boris: "IT'S ALL F**KING WEEBSHIT, RAIDEN, I DON'T UNDERSTAND. THEY'RE BEING DISTRACTED WITH UTTER NONSENSE."

Armstrong: "These baboons don't even know we're at war with Pakistan."

Raiden: "this one's calling me a Redditor"

Armstrong: "And that's just the beginning. E-Girls. Gacha. Memes. All just petty distractions so real men can get to business."

Raiden: "amogus"

Armstrong: "And as you know, American Imperialism is completely justified because we had a black president once.....BEFORE I F**KING KILLED HIM."

Raiden: "That's a nice argument Senator, why don't you back it up with a source?"

Armstrong: "My source is that I made it the f**k up. Imagine a world, Raiden, free of cancel culture. Where nobody can call me out for my outlandish claims. A world where I CAN SAY THE N-WORD!"

NOOO ARMSTRONG EVEN IN ANOTHER WORLD YOU STILL CAN'T SAY THE N-WORD