any rp. 【this is my art】

Kat: huh

???": "HELLLLLOOOOO"

Kat: what are you?

"Gay.''

Kat: same

''niiiiccccceee.''

*pets*

''AAAAAAAAAÀÃÆ"

Heh

''WHYYYYYYY"

Cute

antibabypillen: "h i."

" n o g e t a w a y "

"why"

"You're scary."

"i'm literally two feet tall"

"Short people are scary."

antibabypillen: "My name is just 'Birth control pills' in a different language."

*Simon starts laughing and sounds like a broken record.*

long arm larry: "i'm long arm larry"

"IM"

*He didn't stop laughing.*

"SIMON."

antibabypillen: "Okay."

*Simon f**king dies.*

antibabypillen: "epico"

*Simon f**king undies.*

...

"HIIIII."

antibabypillen: "You died."

“Eeeehhhh-uhhhhhhh”

"HELLO! IM SIMON!"

“What? You look like a decapitated grey airpod!”

*Simon kills himself.*

“OH GOD”

*Something picks his body up.*
"Good job.."

“What just happened?!”

"He killed himself because of you."

“What did I do?”

"You called him an airpod."

“But look at him!”

"I am a god."
"Don't call my son an off brand airpod."

“But it’s true! It looks like those disgusting probuds I got that one Christmas!”

"He is a triangle."

“Triangular piece of dumpster trash. Or a uhhh a machine from a movie”

"He already has no confidence."

“Well someone should’ve told me. Cause I think I just put the dirt on the coffin at this point”

"I have to put dirt on his coffin soon."

“Wait literally?”

"He IS dead."

“Good. I can scrap him for parts…wait never mind. I can just buy another pair of probuds from the store whenever I feel like making something out of it..”

"He is made out of string, flesh and bones."

“Oh really? I can make a great bone knife out of his corpse then. Trust me he’ll always be with me”

*They make his body vanish.*
"N o ."

“Awwwww…”

"Haha."

“Your mean”

"I'm sorry, Would you like a hug?"

“Are you dangerous?”

"No."

“Are you deadly to touch?”

"Noope."

“Okay then, yes I would like a hug”

"Come ere."

“Why don’t you come to me?”