yawn im tired...

331 views • 5 upvotes • Made by unprofessional.dumbass 2 years ago in Role_Play
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[deleted]
1 up, 2y, 7 replies
…Ma’am, this is a Starbucks. Please put on some clothes.
unprofessional.dumbass
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
"Yes. A bit on the sweet side, but its good."
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
I’m glad you like it. I didn’t make it, but I’m glad you do.
unprofessional.dumbass
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
"So, we should meet up again, hm?"
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
How about I go to your place, or you go to mine? I can hand you my number on a napkin, if you want.
unprofessional.dumbass
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
"Why dontcha just follow me, its just..."

She points at a mansion, only a few blocks away.
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Complex, do you have a map or anything of the place? *trying to get a laugh out of her.*
unprofessional.dumbass
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
"H-heh."

A hologram appears, showing him a google maps image of the location. The mansion is about 50x the size of the coffee shop.
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Woah… I mean, if you don’t want to risk loosing me, we can go to my apartment? It’s practically never a mess, like one of those smaller sections of an art gallery. Modern, as I’m told it is.
unprofessional.dumbass
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
"Why dont you decide."
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y
…How about I go to your place?
unprofessional.dumbass
1 up, 2y
(hello?(
unprofessional.dumbass
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
"Mhm."
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
I just came here to get out of the house, a nice walk from there to here.
unprofessional.dumbass
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
"Mines just around the block, its a nice one too."
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Seems lovely. *takes another sip*
unprofessional.dumbass
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
"I mean, its amazing, but 7.3 Million is no easy price."
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
7.3 Million, wow! Say, where do you work?
unprofessional.dumbass
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
"Used to work for one of my friends. He's an astrophysicist, who dwells deep under Antarctica."
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Wow… impressive! Aren’t you the smart one?
unprofessional.dumbass
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
"Well, im the one who did the calculations, he did the hard work... But he gave me reasonable pay, 4 Thousand a week."
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y
Well, I just work over at real estate. Nothing too big. Say, what’s your name?
unprofessional.dumbass
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
"Its kinda hard to pronounce-



Яäи."
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Яäи?
unprofessional.dumbass
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
"Yep.



what they give shadow demons these days..."
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Better than Rosmergön, or something like that. At least you don’t sound like someone’s Dungeons and Dragons persona.
unprofessional.dumbass
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
"Yeah, somehow i pronounce it with ease-"
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
No, no, it’s fine! I’m (generic male name,) by the way.
unprofessional.dumbass
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
"Oh, nice."
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
So, you come here often?
unprofessional.dumbass
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
"First time I've even had coffee."
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y
Oh, well, do you like it?
unprofessional.dumbass
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
"Alright."
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
“You lead the way.” *I smile at her*
unprofessional.dumbass
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
She gets up, and starts walking.
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
*I walk with her, and look her in the eyes, not in a creepy way, but you know…*
unprofessional.dumbass
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
"?"
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Sorry, started staring off into space again.
unprofessional.dumbass
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
"Its ok...-"
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
*We eventually arrive.*
unprofessional.dumbass
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
She opens the door, revealing a spacy front room, with a staircase to upstairs, and the kitchen next to it.
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y
Ooo, fancy! You know where we can both sit down?
unprofessional.dumbass
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
There's some couches, and upstairs There's a bed."
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y, 2 replies
Hm, I could use some time to lay down. Can you show me your room? *I know what I’m doing. I’m slick. You cannot tell me otherwise.*
unprofessional.dumbass
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
"Sure, lemme just pick a few things up first-"

She goes upstairs, blushing a bit.
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Alright, you do that. Thanks for inviting me over, by the way.
unprofessional.dumbass
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
"No problem..."
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Hey, you alright? We don’t have to go up there if you don’t want.
unprofessional.dumbass
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
"Yeah, im fine."

She blushes a bit more.
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
“Alright, I just wanted to make sure you weren’t uncomfortable.”
unprofessional.dumbass
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
"Nah, im fine."

She went up to her room, to both pick up



questionable items



and to change into something less tight.



You have a few choices.

A. Wait.

B. Sneakily follow her
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y
(A)
unprofessional.dumbass
1 up, 2y
(Aight, respond in memechat)
unprofessional.dumbass
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
(in the rp shes wearing more moderate clothes)
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
(Oh, ok.)



*Looks over at her, sipping a black coffee with only two sugars in it.*
unprofessional.dumbass
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
They're on their phone, watching something, as they drink their coffee.
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
*Keeps looking, and adds another sugar in.*
unprofessional.dumbass
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
*yawn*
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
*Tries saying something* Early morning… tiring, isn’t it?
unprofessional.dumbass
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
"Yep..."
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
You going anywhere in particular?
unprofessional.dumbass
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
"Probably... dont have any plans yet though... Probably just gonna stay home."
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y
Ah, Saturdays, the kind of day to unwind.
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POV: WHILE AT A COFFEE SHOP, YOU SEE HER. SHE SITS DOWN AT A TABLE NEXT TO YOURS ON THE OPEN PATIO. ROMANCE RP, IF SPICY, MEMECHAT, SHES BISEXUAL, BUT LEANS MORE TOWARDS MEN. NO JOKE, BAMBI, MILITARY, OR HURTING HER.
*yawn* im tired...

yawn im tired...
