Breadbug, this is for you.

damn 2 years ago

I suppose I can only be dead for so long

Lowkey I don't even remember why bro even started beefing with me

thankfully, i’m selling f**ks! just for one dollar! buy 2 f**ks, get another free!

aw, well that s- sayyyy!! is that a ten-f**k bill i spot on the ground?

luckily, that means i have some time to save up the f**ks i need to pay my college tuition.

i’m gonna get a degree in f**k-giving.

oh cool, maybe i can sell people a f**k

What's the company gonna be called? The 69ers

Make me cry about it

im not in your room

Will you stop being a d**do?

garbage anime template

no one asked for your autobiography

:-| so what?

indivisible... that one's still being debated. you still gave enough of a f**k to comment. so that's .01 of a f**k given. that divided by 2 is .005, so the amount of f**k you give is therefore...
DIVISIBLE!!!!!!!!1!!!1
Wow that was a lot of lowercase typing.

Chill out lad! I never asked for us to become enemies!

After all these messages, it's a statement you can't deny. You brought this 2-year drama unto yourself.

Tbh, you really did.

Nope! You did!

If you toughened up, we wouldn't have been ""arguing"" for 2 years

Technically I'm being quiet, Internet comments are just pixels and not spoken words.

“I’m sorry” and “I apologize” mean the same thing. But not at funerals.

Sometimes I think you're a bot. A lot of times you really do act like one.