Credit to Masaya Matsuura, Rodney Greenblat, and Fuji TV. Rules in tags. No hurting or killing her

Paula: こんにちは!

Paula: 自己紹介させてください。 私の名前はポーラです。

Paula: 英語は話せません.

Parappa: Put the gun down!
Paula: Parappa?

Parappa: Paula and I are friends.

Braixen: *eats dorito*

Paula: 私は日本語しか話せません

Parappa: Please, don't hurt her.

Parappa: She's my friend, but she only speaks Japanese.

Paula: 何?

Paula: ありがとうございました.

Braixen: no problem

Paula: おなまえは？

Braixen: Braixen

Paula: 私はポーラです. はじめまして。

Paula: *holds hand out*

*shakes*

Paula: 何をしたいですか?

Braixen: i don’t know :/

Paula: バスケットボールをしませんか？

Braixen: Wyanaut

Parappa: I'm on Paula's team.
PJ: I'm also on Paula's team.
Katy: I'll also be on Paula's team.
Paula: マット、つまりあなたは私のチームに入るということです。
Matt: わかった.

punch it in the head ig

Paula: *dodges*

Me: おはようございます

Paula: 私はポーラです。しかし、あなたはすでにそれを知っていました。

Me:　ケイミュー製ダイニング

Paula: ?

Me: 根ヴェｒ民

Paula: ...

Erekiel: ...

Pump: *looks at Erekiel suspiciously*

Erekiel: ???

Pump: I don't quite trust you yet...

Erekiel: I can see why with all the things I did back then

Paula: はじめまして、ポーラです。

Savarin: ???

Pump: She said "Nice to meet you, I'm Paula."

Savarin: oooooooohhhhhhhhhh

Pump: She doesn't speak English.

Savarin: ok

Pump: ...

Shiggy: hello

Pump: *hides behind Paula*

Shiggy: *touches ignia*
Ignia: *erodes away*
Me: ignia!

Pump: Yeah...

Maria: reheheheheh
Erekiel: seriously maria

Pump: Maria...

Erekiel: *kills Maria*

Infinite: *sighs*

Erekiel: *falls asleep*

Infinite: *falls asleep next to him*

Savarin: *walks in through a time warp*

Pump: Who is that?

Savarin: I'm savarin

Paula: こんにちは、ポーラです。

Me: はじめまして、私の名前はサシャです

Paula: はじめまして、サーシャ

Ignia: ???

Paula: *waves*

Me: ファビオ新刊

(I honestly don't know if Google translated this right)
Pump: Who's Fabio?

Me: whoops I meant to say pump

Pump: I know this fox... Paula!

Me: yup
Erekiel: *wishing he had friends*

Infinite: Hey, Erekiel. I really think you're nice.

Erekiel: I think I'm going to be a good guy now

Infinite: If you're a good guy, then I'm gonna be one too. It's up to you.

Erekiel: welp time to announce it to the world
Me: wait is that erekiel
Erekiel: I am a good guy now

Infinite: Then it's final. I'm one too. *takes mask off*

Me: wooooooooooooooooooo

Infinite: *hugs Erekiel*

Erekiel: *falls asleep*

Infinite: Wake up!

Erekiel: sorry I haven't slept in days

Paula: 悪いことが起こるのはわかっていた...

Me: no this can't be happening
Opal: this just got dark
Erekiel: shiggy just because you have a traumatic past doesn't mean you can kill whomever you want

Pump: ...

Shiggy: oh really who said I had a traumatic past
Erekiel: afo told me while I was still working for him
Shiggy: *makes opal erode away*
Me: no no no no no no no no

Pump: *cries*

Erekiel: we have to run before someone else dies!
Me: we can't just run away!

Pump: *launches a shock wave at Shiggy*

Shiggy: *absorbs the shock wave*
Me: wait shiggy only has one quirk

Pump: He shouldn't have been able to absorb that... It's unabsorbable!

Me: wait shiggy is afo's successor!
Erekiel: we have to run now!