I WAS BORN WITH GLASS BONES AND PAPER SKIN. EVERY MORNING, I BREAK MY LEGS, AND EVERY AFTERNOON I BREAK MY ARMS. AT NIGHT, I LIE IN AGONY UNTIL MY HEART ATTACKS PUT ME TO SLEEP. ME WHO WATCHED SPONGEBOB AS A KID SEEING THIS BULLSH*T KNOWING DAMN WELL HE'S JUST FAKING HIS INJURIES FOR MONEY: