Her name is Nellie and his name is Ghirahim

(I remember girahim from skyward sword) beast dragnoc: ...

Ghirahim: Hello...

Hi..

Nellie: Wazzap?

Not much..

Ghirahim: *pats Nellie*
Nellie: Okidoki

....

Nellie: *dancing Polish Cow*

....

summer:"wow"

Ghirahim: Yes?

summer:"nice powers"

Ghirahim: I can also teleport and summon daggers.

summer:"thats cool"

Ghirahim: Thank you.

summer:"how do you get those powers?"

Ghirahim: I don't remember

summer;"i think we should get going soon"

Nellie: Good idea. What class you got?

*freya looks amazed but is to afraid so runs off*

Ghirahim: *shrugs*

Freya: *sighs and whispers* to close he might kill me

Ghirahim: *picks Nellie up and carries her*

Freya: *whispers* don’t go to me don’t go to me don’t go to me

Nellie: Whee!

*freya is just staring at Nellie*

Ghirahim: *sets Nellie down and pats her head before walking over with her*
Nellie: Hi!

Freya: eek!
*freya runs off*

J (W.Bun's human/soul form): wha...

Nellie: *vibing*

J: woah..

Ghirahim: *puts his arm around Nellie*

J: now that is some odd stuff..

Nellie: What?

J: ....

jake: what in the world..

Nellie: *smiles*

jake: hello

Ghirahim: *puts arms around Nellie defensively* Hello.
-Cringe Tiktok User Kid: Jakey BooBooBear!
Nellie: *screeches in unholy terror*-
-these lines are a joke; ignore them if you wish-

- jake shoots the tiktok user dead-

jake: let me guess.. are you two..

Nellie: Yeah... hehe...
Ghirahim: Nearly a year together...

jake: wow.. thats a lpng time! congrats, you two!

Nellie: Thank you!

jake: (to ghirahim) also, how did you…

Ghirahim: I'm a demon lord.

jake: wow!

(I AM GOING TO BE SANS AHAHAHAHAHA)
Sans: heya I see you have a sword, you wouldn't be thinking of killing anything with it would ya?

Nellie: Wanna hang out?
Ghirahim: *facepalms*

Sans: yeah sure!
Wanna go to grillbys?

Nellie: Sure. Never been.

Sans: *teleports them both to grillbys*
Here we are!

Nellie: Cool.
Ghirahim: I could have teleported here myself!

Sans: butcha didn't

Ghirahim: I'm just saying I COULD HAVE.
Nellie: So... the food here any good?

Sans: of course it is!
I only ever go to the best
Sadly Paps never comes
No idea why
Too busy trying to be the best in the royal guard
*Sighs*
He's always trying, so hard, but sadly he can't get higher in the ranks

Nellie: Cool! I'm not exactly a human though, if you were wondering.
Ghirahim: I'm a demon lord. Done some killing in the past, but Not to anyone who was undeserving.

*both of sans eyes disappear*
Sans: who.

Nellie: *happy for Papyrus*
Ghirahim: -w-

Sans: *smiles*
Thanks guys, nothing makes me happier then seeing him happy

Nellie: It was actually pretty good. It was just cold.
Ghirahim: *nods*

Sans: I know it is
It's just for some reason most say it's bad and it crushes him every time

Nellie: I'm sorry to hear that...

Sans: don't worry it's not your fault

Nellie: he seems really sweet.

Sans: yeah he is
He's cool don't ya think?

Nellie: Mhm!
Ghirahim: Agreed.

Sans: *smiles*

Nellie: *yawn*
Ghirahim: She's pretty drained...

Sans: she can sleep in my room

Nellie: *ANXIETY*
Ghirahim: *pats Nellie* Hey, it's ok...

Papyrus: SANS! WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE
Sans: just some friends, don't worry they're not humans so no need to go absolutely crazy
Papyrus: WOULD THEY LIKE SOME OF MY FABULOUS SPAGHETTI?
*Sans looks at you in a way, the way he looks at you makes it look like he's really hoping you'll say yes*

Nellie: Sure!
Ghirahim: Of course.

*Papyrus looks very happy and goes into the kitchen, you hear him start making spaghetti*
Sans: thanks for that, my brother loves being a chef, hey, could you do me a favor?
When you eat it can you pretend to like it if it's not good?
I know it would crush him if someone hated his cooking

Nellie: Of course.
Ghirahim: happy to.

Sans: thanks
*Papyrus comes out wuth 2 plates of somehow cold spaghetti and passes you both one*

Nellie: *consume* That's actually really good! But, I'd serve it warm, then it'd be even better!
Ghirahim: *also consume* Very nice

Papyrus: *extremely happy*
YOU REALLY LIKE IT?!

Nellie: Mhm!
Ghirahim: it was better than most I've had.

*papyrus runs up to his room, happily squealing: THEY LIKE MY FOOD THEY LIKE MY FOOD!*

Nellie: Nah. I mainly use it for those extreme fruit slicing videos. And it turns into my boyfriend. *Ghirahim goes into his humanoid form*

Sans: I'm not gonna ask why your boyfriend is a sword

Nellie: Ok
Ghirahim: Please don't

Sans: well I'm sans, sans the skeleton, I always know how to tickle people's funny bone!
*He winks at an invisible camera*

Nellie: Nice meeting ya. I'm Nellie, this is Ghirahim.
Ghirahim: *hugs Nellie*

Sans: *thinks: hm...what if they actually are genocidal but hiding it...*

Nellie: *holds out a hand with a self-inflating whoopee cushion taped to it(that can't be seen because YES*

Sans: *holding a whoopee cushion that also can't be seen because he's sans and shakes your hand, they both make a farting noise*

Nellie: *reveals hers* Self-Inflating Whoopee Cushion. Easier to recharge the joke. *laughing*

Sans: *laughs*
I gotta get me one of them!
*Reveals his*
Mine is just a normal one

IRL I wanna know how Sans would react to self-inflating Whoopee Cushions)

(ask him then lmao)

Ghirahim: Just some people who brought unnecessary violence to the tribe I rule over. It was all to protect my people... and her. *he looks over at Nellie, who, if Sans checks her, will have an LV of 0*

*sans checks Ghirahim for his LV and EXP

*His LV is in the mid-20s, and his EXP is kinda on the high side. The description is "A former agent of Demise, this Demon Lord's main interests now consist of defending his tribe and Hylian partner, Nellie"*

Sans: you seem okay
Just know that any KARMA would be quite high.
*His eyes go back to normal and sans seems happy again*
Hey wanna meet my brother?

Nellie: Sure! Oh yeah! I used to work for a giant avocado with legs!
Ghirahim: That's ONE WAY to describe The Imprisoned!

Sans: *laughs*
They sound like they need some avo-cardio!
*He winks at the imaginary camera again*

Ghirahim: *WHEEZE*
Nellie: boo... *it's the playful ind of 'boo' where the joke is bad but funny at the same time*

Sans: heh
Well let's get going!
*He gives grillby 100 gold for no reason and walks out

Nellie: *follows Sans*
Ghirahim: *holds Nellie's hand*

*they make it to the house, one mailbox is filled to the brim with letters, one isn't*
Sans: we're here!
*He enters the house*