Evil cow

*AIM-9 Sidewinder growling* I'll touch it, with a missile

Holy shit it isn't that powerful

You probably blew up the farm...

its only an air to air missile

Why did you blow up the farm? Do you know what that will do to the price of choccy milk?

IT WAS AN AIR TO AIR MISSILE ITS MEANT TO KILL PLANES WHAT HAPPENED

ok

*dies from chocolate deficiency*
Thanks a lot...

ok

Thanks for destroying the world's chocolate milk reserves...

cope

pov: most annoying user ever

When you say 'touch the cow', does it matter where?

Well, as long as you touch her she won't get angry and destroy the farm, but touching one of two places gets you free milk!

*gently places my hands on her breasts* This is where the milk is from, yes?

Jeez dude

I was never denied permission, so I did it.

You're weird

oh my-

Thank you for the milk, now time to go pour it on my cereal

Touch the cow cereal

Crazy cow makes it's own bull flavored milk...

This is the same milk somebody’s father didn’t come with home

But i did

Perhaps what?

Touch the cow again.

How many more times

4 total times.

*touches her 4 times*

Finally.

there is no cow, there is a girl dressed in black and white like a cow but I'm sure you don't mean it like that but if you did you would be perv but nobody would ever stoop that low to do something like that.

She said to touch the cow. Do it now.

LIKE I SAID there is no cow, there is a girl dressed in black and white like a cow but I'm sure you don't mean it like that but if you did you would be perv but nobody would ever stoop that low to do something like that.

Dew it now

Finally the cow is happy.