Evil cow

Dew it now

Finally the cow is happy.

*Touches a real cow*

I touched a cow from norway

But i did

Perhaps what?

Touch the cow again.

How many more times

4 total times.

*touches her 4 times*

Finally.

*AIM-9 Sidewinder growling* I'll touch it, with a missile

Holy shit it isn't that powerful

You probably blew up the farm...

its only an air to air missile

Why did you blow up the farm? Do you know what that will do to the price of choccy milk?

IT WAS AN AIR TO AIR MISSILE ITS MEANT TO KILL PLANES WHAT HAPPENED

ok

Thanks for destroying the world's chocolate milk reserves...

cope

*dies from chocolate deficiency*
Thanks a lot...

ok

pov: most annoying user ever

there is no cow, there is a girl dressed in black and white like a cow but I'm sure you don't mean it like that but if you did you would be perv but nobody would ever stoop that low to do something like that.

She said to touch the cow. Do it now.

LIKE I SAID there is no cow, there is a girl dressed in black and white like a cow but I'm sure you don't mean it like that but if you did you would be perv but nobody would ever stoop that low to do something like that.

-Pats head-

*cow noises intensify*

Shoot did I mess up

You did good. You touched the cow.

Whew

*nezuko pat pats the head*

I’ll touch that cow though

Yes yes yes yes

Aight I did it

No I did it once and that’s enough

Keep touching the cow.

Why do you want me to?