Pump: Hi!

Carl: hi

Pump: I'm Buddy, but you can call me Pump.

James: k

Pump: And you are?

Carl: Fox
James: Cat

Pump: No, your names!

Carl: Carl &
James: James

Pump: Nice to meet you.

James: nice to meet ya too

Pump: *holds hand out*

Both: *handshakes*

Me: hi

Carl: oh hi

Erekiel: reheheheheh
Me: erekiel just leave
Erekiel: *goes super Saiyan god*
Me: oh no

Both: anyone else coming?

“Woah”

Both: yea we have so much
James: JINKS! You owe me a chilli dog

“Oh okay, that’s...cool I guess”

Carl: yeah

“Also, did you say chilli dog?”

Carl: yeah James jinked me

“You like chili dogs?”

Well, we look like we have Sonic designs

“Yeah”

Carl: I think we’re sailing now
James: oooo

“Oh yeah, right”

Wanna have the same room

“Uh okay yeah”

Carl: Let’s tell that worker

“Alright let’s do it”

Carl: *chats at worker*

“Let’s see what type of day we’re gonna have” I cross my arms

James: yup
Carl: follow him guys, we got a bedroom

“Oh, that’s good!”

*all follows*

“Is it special or is it just some normal room?”

Both: every room here is normal

“Oh…that’s not very interesting but I don’t care”

Worker: here’s your room

“Alright…”

This is nice

“Yeah…”

Good thing we all have our own beds

“Y e a h…”

YEAH

“Ye-ahahahahahahahaha!”

*both fakes death*

“…uuuuhhhh” I poke James

James: Gotta go fast *runs in zig zags*

“Woah!”

Carl: *moans* what

“What happened?”

Carl: *normally* fake death

“What, why?”

James: *stops* we can

“I know but why?”

James: we’re bored

“So you play dead?”

Ofc

“Wh-why?”

We’re bored

“But no offense or anything but that’s something little kids would do when they’re bored”

Yea

“So why do you do it?”

Because we can

“Yeah I know you CAN but why do you choose to?”

We’re mature

“But that’s immature”

We don’t care

“Why?”

Stop asking or we’re not ending it

“Well I can do that too”

Just stop

“What?”

*demonic voice* SHUT

“Ah! Okay okay!…”

Thx

“What’s your problem?”

Nothing

“I dunnooooooooooooooooo”

Me either

“D-uh” I facepalm myself “Nevermind.”

Bruh

“What?”

What

I flip and land on my left arm and rib

Wait what

I play dead

Wow let’s do it *fakes death*

“Hold on guys I need to top it all off” something pokes from my pants around where my butt is

*both still fake death*

I stay quiet

…

“…”

E

“Alright I think I’ve had enou-” I paused when getting up

What

“Uuuooooogh!”

??

I look at my butt

Wth

“HAHAHAHAHAHAH!”

…

“Can y’all scram? Unless you wanna see my butt of course. But that would be gay”

What

“Skiddadle”

K *skids off*

I remove the pound of poop from my pants

Ew

“ALRIGHT YOU CAN COME NOW”

*comes back*

“Sorry it was, a bit messy”

Bruh

“HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!”

Gay

“What?”

Nothing

“I hope nothing”

Bruh

“Why do you keep saying that?”

Becauee

“Beeeeecaaaauuusssee?”

I said so

“Well then, why did you say so?”

Because so is a idk

“What?”

K

“Huh?”

huH

“Stop”

posT

“What are-what is that supposed to mean?”

Guddie

“You make no sense”

Hey

“I’m serious”

AAUUUUGGHHHHHH

“Woah! What was that?”

AAAUUUUUUGGGHHHHHHHHH

“AAAAAAAAHHH!!”

Yea

“What was that?! Why are you making so much noise?!”

Memes

“I know but now’s not the time”

…

“…”

E

“A”

S

“P”

O

“R”

A

“Awww I thought you knew where I was going”

Idc about that stuff

“Why?”

Because

“Because what?”

tahw seuaceb

“Beeeeeecaaaaauuuuseee whaaaaaaat?”

taaaaaaahwhw eeesuuuuaaaaaceeeeeeb

“STOP THAT!”

TAHT POTS

“So you wanna copy me backwards?”

sdrawkcab em ypoc annaw uoy os

“I succ”

ccus I

“Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiccc”

ccciiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiD

“STOP THAT RIGHT NOW!”

WON THGIR TAHT POTS

“Of course your copying me because I’m responding”

gnidnopser m’I esuaceb em gniypoc ruoy rsruoc fO

“How about I just don’t say anything then so you can’t copy me”

em ypoc t’nac uoy os neht gnihtyna yas t’nod tsuj I tuoba woh

“…”

…

“…”