Hi I'm Saul Goodman, did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do.

Me: no one cares about rights in this school
Bully: *takes out a gun*

Oh ok.

James: oh I’ll get you-
Carl: *holds James* woah woah woah

Bully: no one cares about your opinion

Both: pffffffffffffffffffffff

Bully: *takes out a gun*
Me: you know there is a rule against that
Bully: no one f**king cares
Me: I don't think you're allowed to say that either

Carl: see James?
James: … *chops away the bully’s arm*

Bully: hey that's illegal
Me: no one cares

Carl: oh my god
James: *kick bully’s balls*

Bully: ha I don't have balls
Me: wut

Carl: so you don’t pee?

Bully: no I don't pee

James: huh

Me: that is impossible
Bully: no one cares

James: *points at the bully* go suck a d**k & a banana because that’s all you are

Leona: ..

Bully: *beating up Kirito* you stupid b***h a**
Me: please stop it
Bully: *mockingly* please stop it

Leona: . .

Me: you choose the wrong person to mock *takes out a staff*
Bully: you can't hurt me with that

Leona: stay. *kicks the bully down to the floor, pinning them down with their foot* pick on someone your own type, twit.

Bully: you don't scare me

Leona: don't care.

Bully: *takes out a gun*
Me: this is getting violent

Leona: this is a damn school, and you think bringing a gun is okay?

Bully: I do what I want
Me: this is going to end badly
Teacher: what is going on?!
Me: a bully brought a gun to school

Monty: the hell, sis?!
Leona: ah, the one I wanted to see ^^

Teacher: I'm calling your parents
Bully: do you think I care

Leona: but until then, you're all mine.
Monty: don't even -_-
Leona: . . ;-;

Teacher: *goes to the office*
Bully: *looks at me* hey aren't you the racist girl
Everyone else in the hall: *stares at me*
Me: uh oh

Monty: wait what-
Leona: well that subject changed dramatically-

Everyone else: *starts beating me up*
Me: I guess I'm gonna die
Ignia: what in the literal f is going on?!

Leona: ..I'm not gonna be a part of this-
Monty: me neither, wanna play beats in the band room?
Leona: definite yes!

Everyone else: *take out guns*
Me: 0_0

Both: ._. Okay wtf-

Me: I swear I am not racist
Someone: says the person who said the n-word
Me: I was tricked into saying it so please leave me alone
Someone: no

Both: *just kinda go into the closet*

Audrey: *walks in and then goes super Saiyan god*
Someone: wtf

*quiet for now*

Audrey: ok who wants to die
Everyone: *shoots Audrey*
Audrey: *unfazed*
Me: oh hi audrey

Both: *peek out* ._.

Audrey: *kills everyone*
Ignia: 0_0

Leona: well, that's not how you solve a problem -_-

Opal: *walks in* what the heck?!
Me: the teacher is definitely going to notice this
Audrey: good thing my parents can't punish me
Me: how
Audrey: I was abandoned when I was six
Me: wow

Both: ...

Ignia: my parents we're killed
Kirito: same
Althea: am I the only one who has parents out of all of us
Kirito: yeah pretty much

Both: . *leave*

Kat: *reading* "Just punch him in the nose or something."

Me: we already tried that

Kat: *shrugs* "Guess you're out of luck, then. See ya."