It was Tuesday evening and me and my girlfriend were at my place. She had never been there because I didn’t want her to see my Dream merchandise collection (yet !) so today we did and she was really excited because she never saw my room. As I opened the door, the room lit green and white and it was covered in flags, t shirts, underwear and d**dos all Dream-related! It also began automatically playing Dream’s song (Best song ever!!) As her eyes stared at my collection and her mouth opened, I told her about how I feel a connection to this man and out of all his followers and subscribers he likes me the most because we telepathically have sex every day. I said that I also think that we don’t necessarily have to break up because it’s not her fault Dream is the most sexiest person on Earth. She quickly interrupted me that I was mentally ill and started crying as she ran out of my house and stole my car. I was surprised she didn’t accept me for being Dreamsexual and Dreamgender... Dreamphobe! The day later I went to school and everyone was giving me weird stares, including the teachers. How is it possible that this school is so conservative and doesn’t accept a Dreamsexual and Dreamgender student?
I just finished writing a letter today to the principal stating that every single person setting foot in that building should k*ll themselves and save humanity the discomfort of seeing those Homophobic Dreamphobes wander in our Liberal Progressive Democratic Society.
I just got a response, I’ve been expelled. Spread the word to stop Dreamphobia!!
