jake: dafuq

Me: hi jake *kicks Maria in the face*

jake: where the hell am i now?
(im assuming you are one of the yellow ones?)

(yeah)
Me (other timeline): you are in an alternate timeline

jake: i know, i came here. but which one?

Me(other timeline): the one where everyone is a saiyan
Me(this timeline): yeah

jake: okaaaaay... thats weird

Me(this timeline): and in this timeline Audrey is dead
Me(other timeline): wut

jake: hey wait a minute if there is-
jake and jake 2:- two versions of you in each timeline then there must be two versions of me!
jake2: welcom to... this world!

Me(other timeline): this timeline is also the one that villain Deku came from
Ignia(other timeline): wut

jake2: im sorry, ive been away for thirty years. who is this deku guy? whats going on??
jake: i agree with me.

Akari: deku is a hero in the other timeline but in this timeline deku is a villain

jake: I'd give him thirty seconds, tops.

Villain Deku: hello

jake2: god time?
jake: yeah.
both: holy oc creator of us, please make us gods for a bit!
me: (sigh) fine. (snaps fingers and leaves)
jake2: /kill villan deku

braixen: NoT aNyMoRe

Alex: *goes super Saiyan blue*
Audrey: *isn't affected by the uno reverse*

Braixen: are you sure?

Audrey: *takes out the infinity gauntlet and erases uno from existence*

Braixen: *summons duolingo*

Me: oh no I'm not caught up on Duolingo

Me: *puts up a barrier* no killing allowed

Duolingo: *phases through reality and the barrier and stabs*

Me: *dodges and erases Duolingo from existence*

Part two: Braixen: nuuuuuuuuuuuu

Me(other universe): yay

Me: ha

Braixen: *uses portal gun and leaves universe*

Me(other universe): hello

Braixen: wait wat?!

Me: ?

Me(this universe): what is going on
Me: (other universe): um

Ignia: hi

Braixen: *dies of death*

So everyone is wearing Goku/Naruto’s clothes?

Yahara: WTH?!
Me(other timeline): hello yahara

Carl: *glides with his wings*

Yahara: *freaks out*

Sonic: crazy

Me(this timeline): I'm going home

…

Me(this timeline): *goes home*

Carl: hey, other MNS, wanna glide up with me

Me: sure

Carl: *holds to MNS’s hand*

Me: yeah pretty much

Oh

Ignia: *yeets dorthy to Australia*

??? & Sonic: holy sh*t

Me (other timeline): wtf
Me (this timeline): we're the same person
Ignia: wut

Carl: oh sorry, I’m Carl
(Note: just to know he sounds like Noi from Aphmau)
Sonic: you have so much on you

Erekiel: reheheheheh
Me(this timeline): who the heck are you
Erekiel: I am erekiel your worst nightmare
Me(other timeline): today is the day you die
Erekiel: wait there are two of you
Me(this timeline): yep

Carl: this is getting weird Sonic

Ignia: my brain is broken

Sonic: …

Me(other universe): ok

Well

Me: the ignia from my timeline can't go super Saiyan

Carl: yea, SONIC grab my other arm
Sonic: wha- *Carl’s arm reaches Sonic’s arm*

Me(this universe): I was bored at home so I came back
Audrey: ok

*puts down other NMS on floor*
Sonic: well you’re very good at gliding &
flying, apart from Tails & Ray

Erekiel: reheheheheh
Audrey: *goes super Saiyan blue*

Oh

Erekiel: *kills ignia from the other universe*
Me(other universe): time to go find the dragon balls

Sonic: yeah I see this Carl
Carl: yeah, get a dragon for 1 wish

Me(other universe): wut

Carl: I seen it from the show

Maria: reheheheheh
Ignia(other timeline): seriously maria

Sonic: another Igina?

Ignia(this timeline): wut

Sonic: yeah

Maria: *attacks everyone*
Opal: aw hell no

Carl: *flies harder but misses*
Sonic: …

Ignia(this universe): *goes super Saiyan*

Sonic:what the…

Me(other universe): how is she doing that

You can tell by what she’s wearing