There's 104 days of self-isolation
and the cure come along just to end it
and the annual problem for our generation
is finding a good way to spend it (like-may-be)
building a rocket or fighting a store crowd
and the closing of the Eiffel Tower
discovering a vaccine that doesn't exist (hey)
or finally taking a shower!
cooking 5 times a day, creating conspiracies,
being lazy all day
playing doom e-tern-al
or-der-ing pickup food
buying gear in splat-toon! (hey!?!)
as you can see there's a lot to do before the virus kills us all
so stick with us long enough to see if trump's gonna build a wall
so stick with us cause phineas and ferb are corona do it all!
mom! phineas and ferb are making a twitter thread in order to distract them from the decline the world is facing and in doing so making the internet more enjoyable for the average person until the internet replaces most functions of real life and people are uploaded to the cloud!
