Do what ya want cuz a pirate be free. You are a pirate! (If you get that joke you deserve a veterans discount)

739 views • 2 upvotes • Made by Dragonslayer200 2 years ago in Role_Play
121 Comments
.Cam-Man.
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
(Yar har fiddle Dee dee,)
_eliseful_
0 ups, 2y
(Being a pirate is what’s meant for me!)
_eliseful_
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Elise: I’m just surprised it’s working so far.
Dragonslayer200
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
(The game starts but theres no music)
_eliseful_
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Elise: “Weird… it’s whatever though. It’s still working. I’ll just put on Spotify.” *Picks up phone and puts on a playlist*
Dragonslayer200
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
(The 1st level loads but there are no hazards or anything)
_eliseful_
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Elise - “That’s so f**king weird…”  She continues through the level anyway, completing it.
Dragonslayer200
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
(When you make it to the end of the level theres no goal. The screen just stops scrolling)
_eliseful_
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Elise - “Uh.. maybe it broke??”
Dragonslayer200
0 ups, 2y
(The screen starts to fade to black)
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Cade: wait a sec! What’s gotten into me?! *goes out to buy the game*
Dragonslayer200
0 ups, 2y
Wholesome ending

You just bought the game
Christmas-Blook.
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Woomy: "AAAAAAAAAAAA"
Dragonslayer200
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
(The game starts but theres no music)
Christmas-Blook.
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
*She plays until the screen appears*

Woomy: "Hey, this isn't normal! I must be playing a pirated copy! Eh, I can buy the game. For now, I'll give this back to the sketchy guy in the alleyway and act like I never bought it!"
Dragonslayer200
0 ups, 2y
Wholesome ending

You just bought the game
Vinestaff
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
“Huh.. Where are some of the bushes..?” * He’s seen the game on multiple videos *
Dragonslayer200
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
(The game starts but theres no music)
Vinestaff
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
“.. Hm..”
Dragonslayer200
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
The game makes a loud noise for 0.3 seconds
Vinestaff
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
“.. Huh..”
Dragonslayer200
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
(The 1st level loads but there are no hazards or anything)
Vinestaff
0 ups, 2y, 2 replies
“.. Strange..” * He plays the level *
Dragonslayer200
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
When you make ot to the end of the level theres no goal. The screen just stops scrolling
Vinestaff
0 ups, 2y, 5 replies
“.. Wh..”
Dragonslayer200
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
(The screen starts to fade to black)
Vinestaff
0 ups, 2y
“..”
Dragonslayer200
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
(The level is very dark with the occasional Torch to let a little light show but the level isnt hard. there is 0 obstacles with only 2 pits.)
Vinestaff
0 ups, 2y
“..” * He tries to get to the end of the level *
Dragonslayer200
0 ups, 2y
(He succeeds and the next level starts with just a field and its raining outside)
Dragonslayer200
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
(A level named eternal darkness shows)
Vinestaff
0 ups, 2y
“Hm..” * He plays the ‘level’ *
Dragonslayer200
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
(Surprisingly the game has voice acting!)

???:what the f**k?....why cant i go further?
Vinestaff
0 ups, 2y
“I dunno bro..”
Dragonslayer200
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
The screen stays dark but not completely dark)
Vinestaff
0 ups, 2y
“..”
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
This is total crap
Dragonslayer200
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
(The game starts but theres no music)
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Ok
Dragonslayer200
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
The game makes a loud noise for 0.3 seconds
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y, 2 replies
Oh
Dragonslayer200
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
(The 1st level loads but there are no hazards or anything)
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y, 2 replies
Holy shit
Dragonslayer200
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
(The Character taps his foot impatiently)
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y, 5 replies
I guess I’ll move *plays*
Dragonslayer200
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
(the noise stops)
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y
Well I gue-
Dragonslayer200
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
(The level is very dark with the occasional Torch to let a little light show but the level isnt hard. there is 0 obstacles with only 2 pits.)
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y
Ok
Dragonslayer200
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
You make it to the end but nothing happens
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y
Isn’t there like a cutscene of Peach & Mario been seen or is there a jumpscare because I feel like it
Dragonslayer200
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
The game make a ear peircing noise as the Text "Level Complete!" Appears
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y
*shoves ears*
Dragonslayer200
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
(The next level begins)
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y
I has a speed *speedruns lvl*
Dragonslayer200
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
(Randomly a scene as if you telepoted plays and now the level "..." Plays with a dark red backround. The level has hard platfoming and your lives count is now set to 0
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y, 12 replies
Oh geez very hard *turns off game* who expects me to do this
Dragonslayer200
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
(It continues to pull you down)
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y
*continues*
Dragonslayer200
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Your tv and console are in the hotel
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y
OM MY- *runs to water*
Dragonslayer200
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
The game turns back on
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y
What the, *turns it off*
Dragonslayer200
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
You hear voices whispering

"Come back..."

"Dont leave..."

"You cant escape..."
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y
Well I can
Dragonslayer200
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"You cant leave..."
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y
I can
Dragonslayer200
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
(Turns back on)
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y
*turns it off*
Dragonslayer200
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"Just finish the game..."
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y
Ohh *stops* why
Dragonslayer200
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
"Finish and it will all be over..."
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y
uhhhhhh nope *swims very fast*
Dragonslayer200
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
(It turns back on with the character looking slightly worried)
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y
*throws the console off the window*
Dragonslayer200
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
The game is still on ths screen and the console is suddenly back at your tv
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y
*breaks the console & tv*
Dragonslayer200
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
(The water starts to pull you down)
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y
What the f**k? *swims up very fast*
Dragonslayer200
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
(That seems to work)
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y
* books a hotel & runs there*
Dragonslayer200
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
(Your vision starts to fade)
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y, 2 replies
ahh where am I? I think it’s still there
Dragonslayer200
0 ups, 2y
The TV turns on
Dragonslayer200
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
(you wake up in your house. and the game is there)
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y, 8 replies
*breaks tv*
Dragonslayer200
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
...
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y
See
Dragonslayer200
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
(The Tv Comes back)
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y
*kicks tv*
Dragonslayer200
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
You hear a voice "BRUH THIS IS RIDICULOUS JUST PLAY THE GAME"
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y
Ohh yeah I sure I’ll just play th- F**KING NO, YOU DIDN’T SEE WHAT HAPPENED IN THAT SHIT
Dragonslayer200
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
(THE TV IS IN THE CAR)
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y
*goes to the moon*
Dragonslayer200
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
(ITS ON THE MOON)
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y
Ofc if won’t work
Dragonslayer200
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
(when you look away and look back the tv is fully repaired)
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y
*breaks tv and goes to a different country*
Dragonslayer200
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
..........
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y
YEAH!
Dragonslayer200
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
(Tv turns on)
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y
*kicks tv off the moon*
Show More Comments
Caption this Meme
Created with the Imgflip Meme Generator
IMAGE DESCRIPTION:
POV: YOUR FRIENDS HAVE ALL BEEN TALKING ABOUT THE NEW GAME THAT CAME OUT AND YOUR THE ONLY ONE IN YOUR FRIEND GROUP WHO DOESN'T HAVE IT. SO YOU DECIDED TO PIRATE IT. YOU BOOT UP THE GAME AND NOTHING IS WRONG...FOR NOW