Do what ya want cuz a pirate be free. You are a pirate! (If you get that joke you deserve a veterans discount)

774 views • 2 upvotes • Made by Dragonslayer200 3 years ago in Role_Play

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Dragonslayer200
0 ups, 3y
There are a bunch of endings too find!

Will you die?

Will you live?

That depends on how you play
[deleted]
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
This is total crap
Dragonslayer200
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
(The game starts but theres no music)
[deleted]
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
Ok
Dragonslayer200
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
The game makes a loud noise for 0.3 seconds
[deleted]
0 ups, 3y, 2 replies
Oh
Dragonslayer200
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
(The 1st level loads but there are no hazards or anything)
[deleted]
0 ups, 3y, 2 replies
Holy shit
Dragonslayer200
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
(The Character taps his foot impatiently)
[deleted]
0 ups, 3y, 5 replies
I guess I’ll move *plays*
Dragonslayer200
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
You make it to the end but nothing happens
[deleted]
0 ups, 3y
Isn’t there like a cutscene of Peach & Mario been seen or is there a jumpscare because I feel like it
Dragonslayer200
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
The game make a ear peircing noise as the Text "Level Complete!" Appears
[deleted]
0 ups, 3y
*shoves ears*
Dragonslayer200
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
(the noise stops)
[deleted]
0 ups, 3y
Well I gue-
Dragonslayer200
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
(The next level begins)
[deleted]
0 ups, 3y
I has a speed *speedruns lvl*
Dragonslayer200
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
(The level is very dark with the occasional Torch to let a little light show but the level isnt hard. there is 0 obstacles with only 2 pits.)
[deleted]
0 ups, 3y
Ok
Dragonslayer200
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
(Randomly a scene as if you telepoted plays and now the level "..." Plays with a dark red backround. The level has hard platfoming and your lives count is now set to 0
[deleted]
0 ups, 3y, 12 replies
Oh geez very hard *turns off game* who expects me to do this
Dragonslayer200
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
The game turns back on
[deleted]
0 ups, 3y
What the, *turns it off*
Dragonslayer200
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
(Turns back on)
[deleted]
0 ups, 3y
*turns it off*
Dragonslayer200
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
(It turns back on with the character looking slightly worried)
[deleted]
0 ups, 3y
*throws the console off the window*
Dragonslayer200
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
The game is still on ths screen and the console is suddenly back at your tv
[deleted]
0 ups, 3y
*breaks the console & tv*
Dragonslayer200
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
(That seems to work)
[deleted]
0 ups, 3y
* books a hotel & runs there*
Dragonslayer200
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
Your tv and console are in the hotel
[deleted]
0 ups, 3y
OM MY- *runs to water*
Dragonslayer200
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
You hear voices whispering

"Come back..."

"Dont leave..."

"You cant escape..."
[deleted]
0 ups, 3y
Well I can
Dragonslayer200
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
"You cant leave..."
[deleted]
0 ups, 3y
I can
Dragonslayer200
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
"Just finish the game..."
[deleted]
0 ups, 3y
Ohh *stops* why
Dragonslayer200
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
"Finish and it will all be over..."
[deleted]
0 ups, 3y
uhhhhhh nope *swims very fast*
Dragonslayer200
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
(The water starts to pull you down)
[deleted]
0 ups, 3y
What the f**k? *swims up very fast*
Dragonslayer200
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
(It continues to pull you down)
[deleted]
0 ups, 3y
*continues*
Dragonslayer200
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
(Your vision starts to fade)
[deleted]
0 ups, 3y, 2 replies
ahh where am I? I think it’s still there
Dragonslayer200
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
(you wake up in your house. and the game is there)
[deleted]
0 ups, 3y, 8 replies
*breaks tv*
Dragonslayer200
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
(when you look away and look back the tv is fully repaired)
[deleted]
0 ups, 3y
*breaks tv and goes to a different country*
Dragonslayer200
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
(THE TV IS IN THE CAR)
[deleted]
0 ups, 3y
*goes to the moon*
Dragonslayer200
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
(ITS ON THE MOON)
[deleted]
0 ups, 3y
Ofc if won’t work
Dragonslayer200
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
...
[deleted]
0 ups, 3y
See
Dragonslayer200
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
(Tv turns on)
[deleted]
0 ups, 3y
*kicks tv off the moon*
Dragonslayer200
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
You hear a voice "BRUH THIS IS RIDICULOUS JUST PLAY THE GAME"
[deleted]
0 ups, 3y
Ohh yeah I sure I’ll just play th- F**KING NO, YOU DIDN’T SEE WHAT HAPPENED IN THAT SHIT
Dragonslayer200
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
..........
[deleted]
0 ups, 3y
YEAH!
Dragonslayer200
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
(The Tv Comes back)
[deleted]
0 ups, 3y
*kicks tv*
Dragonslayer200
0 ups, 3y
The TV turns on

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POV: YOUR FRIENDS HAVE ALL BEEN TALKING ABOUT THE NEW GAME THAT CAME OUT AND YOUR THE ONLY ONE IN YOUR FRIEND GROUP WHO DOESN'T HAVE IT. SO YOU DECIDED TO PIRATE IT. YOU BOOT UP THE GAME AND NOTHING IS WRONG...FOR NOW