When you accidently touch the gum

i've seen desks with more gum, snot, graffiti, and other bodily fluids then you can shake a stick at. my friend once put a piece of paper under a desk to hide the horrors, and didn't even have to use tape, the old gum was somehow still sticky.

In my desk there was a a sectence
"F##k you *insert name of the person*"
And there's a guy woth the same name
💀💀