Four reasons we know Jesus was Irish...
1. He lived at home until he was thirty.
2. Just before he died, he went out drinking with his buddies.
3. His mother thought he was God.
4. He thought his mother was a virgin.
ME: THE 2ND GLORIOUS MYSTERY JESUS ASCENDS INTO HEAVEN; MY 3 YEAR OLD: NO, IT'S JESUS JUMPS REALLY HIGH INTO HEAVEN; MY ATTEMPT TO NOT LAUGH DURING PRAYERS, FOILED AGAIN.