Pretty Bomber

She kinda h-

*White Bomber all covered in black*
-_-

Obsidian: Let's go, pretty bomber

Pretty Bomber: You know I'm already taken, right?

Obsidian: By who?

Pretty Bomber: White Bomber.

Obsidian: *looks at white bomber's dying body*

White Bomber: I'm not dead, I'm all covered in ash

Obsidian: *throws sand in WB's eyes and shoots him in the head while white bomber is blinded*

*Falls over while being blind*
*Pretty throws fun away*
Pretty Bomber: Stop trying to kill him!

Obsidian: Ok, I'll stop trying

*Then a giant sand worm jumps out of the sand and grabs his jetpack*

Obsidian: *drops a bomb on the sand worm and teleports away with pretty bomber*

White Bomber: That son of a biscut!

Obsidian: He's dead now

*No he ain't plus I'm just doing cartoon logics lol*

We shall go to memechat

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White Bomber: Stfu, she's mine!

Obsidian: *shoots white bomber*

*White Bomber's face was all black*
White Bomber: Seriously dude.

Obsidian: *steals pretty bomber*

White Bomber: Oh hell no, get back here!

Obsidian: *shoots him in the head*

*Dodges it*
White Bomber: Not this time
*Throws bomb at him*

Obsidian: *catches it and throws it back* THINK FAST, CHUCKLENUTS

*Swings bat at the bomb*

Obsidian: *watches as the bomb explodes when it hits the bat*

Pretty Bomber: Good, now put me down!

Obsidian: I'll just do it

Pretty Bomber: Thank you, now here you might want to keep it.

Obsidian: I'm afraid you misunderstand me. I said I would stop "trying", and just do it *grabs axe*

Pretty Bomber No not that, I'm giving you this box.
*Gives him box*

Obsidian: *throws box at white bomber*

White Bomber: *Grabs box* Nope you take it *Throws at him, then hits him, and explodes*

Obsidian: *holding shield made of obsidian* Nice try

*Then the ground starts rumbling*

Obsidian: starts flying with jetpack*