shirt ironing a man

do they have to be brand new Pokemon or...?

you can come up with regional variants of existing pokemon

aw damn it

I was gonna make a Pokemon around piss, cum, and testicles

you can come up with new pokemon too

ok good
first stage is Pissana, based on the shape of a p**is
second stage is Cumman, based on the shape of a p**is as well but with larger balls
third stage is Testicula, based on the shape of a male human waist with large p**is and balls (also large butt because why the f**k not)

Corn dog.

corn dog but an actual dog

idk like a duck themed one or something

pink sauce bottle

Make a Kranch pokemon

A duck but replace the d with a f