Laughing Villains

I'VE DID CREATE A MONST'R 'CAUSE NOBODY WANTETH TO SEETH MARSHALL NAY M'RE THOSE GENTS WANTETH SHADY, I'M CHOPP'D LIV'R WELL IF 'T BE TRUE THEE WANTETH SHADY, THIS IS WHAT I'LL GIVETH THEE A DRAM DID BITE OF WE'D DID MIX WITH SOME HARD LIQU'R SOME VODKA YOND'LL JUMPETH STARTETH MINE OWN HEART QUICK'R THAN A SHOCKETH AT WHICH HOUR I RECEIVETH DID SHOCK AT THE HOSPITAL BY THE DOCT'R AT WHICH HOUR I'M NOT CO-OP'RATING AT WHICH HOUR I'M ROCKIN' THE TABLE WHILE THAT GENT'S OP'RATING THEE WAIT'D THIS LONGETH, ANON STAND HO DEBATING 'CAUSE I'M BACKETH, I'M ON THE RAG AND OVULATING I KNOWETH YOND THEE DID GET A JOB, MS. CHENEY BUT THY HUSBAND'S HEART PROBLEM'S COMPLICATING