jake: what the-

??? : no shit sherlock-

jake: its cool, but probably the most boring thing ive seen all week

??? : I'm sorry, WHAT WAS THAT?!

jake: you are probably the most boring thing ive seen all week.

??? : *makes fire appear in her hand, then throws it at his hair*

jake: (teleports behind her before it hits him) seriously? ive fought satan himself and you use fire? bring on the PTSD.

??? : OH SHUT UP-

jake: i could destroy this entire reality, but i wont.

??? : *disappears*

jake: huh. at least the cat is still here.

??? : Any proof?

jake: you're a HUMAN talking to a CAT

??? : DO YOU NOT SEE THESE WINGS?!-

jake: ARENT THEY FAKE?!

??? : *flies around in a circle above him*

jake:oh wow

??? : So, am I still a human?

jake: you're a human but better

??? : *takes out a black wand and mutters something, making water come out of it and soak jake's face*

jake: HEY! wait, you're a witch?

??? : What?-

jake: you dont see a human do that every day.

??? : oh be quiet-

jake: huh?

??? : You're so boring to be around..

Jake: So? You just met me

??? : Oh shut up-

Jake: fine. but only if you tell me why you were takes ing to a cat. are you on crack?

*the cat seemed like it was about to start laughing*

??? : *laughs* NO-

jake: you're definently on crack.

*the cat would start running, then walk on the outer walls of a building nearby*

jake: hmm. (he follows it)

*it would climb onto the roof and look down at him*

jake: (teleports up to it) cute kitty

*the cat would hiss and walk up to ???, who was sitting a few feet away*

jake: hello again.

??? : HOLY SH-

jake: HAHAHA

??? : I'M GOING TO F**KING KILL YOU IF YOU DON'T RU- wait, how the hell did you get up here?-

jake: teleportation.

??? : huh-

jake: and you cant kill me.

??? : Lemme guess, you're immortal?

jake: pretty much.

??? : Alright then.. *she'd disappear*

jake: (sigh)

*the cat would walk up to him*

jake: uhh.. meow?

*it would climb up onto his shoulder and sleep*

jake: nice.