On the one hand, sharks are great because they eat people and people are the kind of people to f**king start world wars and destroy everything natural over 3 drops of water and a singular fish all because humanity is instinctively tribalistic and will attach themselves to anything just for the sake of argument and are biologically wired to enjoy victory over others because evolution is stuck in the damn past...
*big breathe*
but on the other hand, sharks don't even bite more people than New Yorkers per year on average.
