"Can slay dragons." Are we ignoring the fact that he can eat an entire roast chicken in one bite, break wood and stone with his bare fists, carry well over 64 metre cubes of stone and not get slowed down, punch zombies and giant spiders to death, deflect giant ghast fireballs with his bare hands, make complex machines and tools from raw materials in seconds, and can row boats incredibly fast for miles without getting tired or hungry. (Good meme tho)
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