Incredible memer powers , creative oc making powers and the ability to cap comments that say no cap

Suicidal thoughts 👌

👍

Oh yeah, and the ability to be able to sleep with knives and wake up unscathed (ask away)

That's me

same

I’m with Sayori

everything exept everything
every thing exept 4.9/5 everything

and infinite gaming skills

The ability to continue eating food without getting full
(I mean he sort of already has that ability but whatever)

Gaming skills and depression

same

The Ability to Mess Anything Up, No Matter How Simple

Mildly decent redstone skills

motivation to kill himself