No joke, OP, or Bambi OCs

Jack: "You need help?"

Pump: ,*screams* You scared me!

"Oh. Sorry."

Pump: I'm Buddy, but you can call me Pump.

"Alright. So who's chasing you?"

Ron: Wait! Pump!
Pump: *stops running* Ron?

"Ah, you know him."

Pump: We're friends.

"Why were you being chased-"

Pump: Ron just wanted to do something with me, I guess.
Ron: That's exactly right.

"Like what?"

Ron: I wanted to play Mario Kart.

"Okay then."

Pump:OK! *sets up his Switch*

"Why the hell do you have that we're outside?"

Pump: Actually, were inside now.

"What-"

Pump: We teleported. *Picks Mario*
Ron: *picks Tanooki Mario*

(You are the master of plot holes)
"Hm." *picks Black Yoshi*

(It's never been explained in any of my RPs but Pump can teleport)
Pump: Now for the course... Let's go... Coconut Mall

"Oh, f**k yeah Coconut mall."

Pump: *starts*

Snyder: hm, you need help with your little problem?

Pump: *screams*

Snyder: hm?

Pump: You scared me.

Snyder: I see

Ron: Wait! Pump!
Pump: Ron?

Snyder: eh?

Pump: What is it, Ron?
Ron: I wanted to do something with you.

Snyder; what's going on right now

Pump: What did you want to do?

Snyder: me?

Pump: No, Ron.

Snyder: oh

Ron: I wanted to play Mario Kart!
Pump: OK. *sets up his Switch*

Snyder: ...

Pump: Ready?
Ron: Ready!

Snyder: *watches*

Pump: *picks Coconut Mall*

Snyder: *watching*

Pump: Let's go!

Snyder: *w a t c h i n g*

Pump: *wins*

Snyder: hm

Pump: OK, next... Waluigi Pinball?
Ron: Oh yeah!

Snyder: *gets up and starts to leave*

Pump: *selects it*

Snyder: *w a l k i n g*

Ron: *wins*

Snyder: *gone*

Pump: ...

Snyder: *g o n e*

Pump: *waits for him to come back*

Snyder: *comes back eventually*

Pump: *sighs* You're back!

Snyder: yeah

Pump: I was so worried.

Snyder: oh

Pump: *hugs Snyder*

Snyder: *surprised*

Pump: ...

Snyder: ...

Pump: Friends?

Snyder: sure

Pump: Yes! Thank you!

Snyder: no problem

Pump: *hugs*

Snyder: *hugs back*

Pump: You're the best.

Snyder: you too

Pump: Thank you.

Snyder: no problem

Pump: ...

Snyder: ...

Pump: Wanna do something?

Snyder: sure

Pump: Like what?

Snyder: idk

Pump: ...

Snyder: ...

Pump: Still waiting for a response.

Snyder: you can choose

Pump: No, no. You choose.

Snyder: i'm letting you choose

Pump: YOU CHOOSE!

Snyder: i'm letting you!

Pump: You decide!

Snyder: no!

Pump: Yes!

Snyder: NO!

Pump: YES!

Snyder: NNOO!!!!

Pump: YES!

Snyder: N- wait, why are we fighting over again?

Pump: I wanted you to decide what to do, but you wanted me to decide.

Snyder: I think you should choose

Pump: It should be you.

snyder: I'm not going to choose

Pump: Well I'm not choosing.

Snyder: oh

Pump: Yeah, looks like it's gonna be on you, Snyder.

Snyder: I'm not doing it

Pump: You have too.

Snyder: I'm not doing it

Pump: You have to.

Snyder: no

Pump: You have to

Snyder: wdym

Pump: I'm not choosing, so you have to choose.

Snyder: I'm not doing it

Pump: You have to.

Snyder: I'm not doing it

Pump: You have to.

Snyder: nope

Pump: Yup.

Snyder: nah

Pump: Yeah.

Snyder: I'm good

Pump! Fine. We’ll just sit here.

Snyder: ok