No joke, OP, or Bambi OCs

Jack: "You need help?"

Pump: *starts*

Pump: ,*screams* You scared me!

"Oh. Sorry."

Pump: I'm Buddy, but you can call me Pump.

"Alright. So who's chasing you?"

Ron: Wait! Pump!
Pump: *stops running* Ron?

"Ah, you know him."

Pump: We're friends.

"Why were you being chased-"

Pump: Ron just wanted to do something with me, I guess.
Ron: That's exactly right.

"Like what?"

Ron: I wanted to play Mario Kart.

"Okay then."

Pump:OK! *sets up his Switch*

"Why the hell do you have that we're outside?"

Pump: Actually, were inside now.

"What-"

Pump: We teleported. *Picks Mario*
Ron: *picks Tanooki Mario*

(You are the master of plot holes)
"Hm." *picks Black Yoshi*

(It's never been explained in any of my RPs but Pump can teleport)
Pump: Now for the course... Let's go... Coconut Mall

"Oh, f**k yeah Coconut mall."

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Sonic: where are you going?

Pump: Help with what?

Sonic: FIGHTING HIM?!

Pump: I'm not gonna fight him! He's my friend!

Sonic: why is he chasing you

Pump: We were supposed to play a game today.

Well that’s something

Pump: *goes to his house*

*follows*

Pump: Sonic, DON'T FOLLOW ME!

Sonic: we’ll too bad

Pump: Hey Sonic.

Why are you like panicking or whatever

Pump: I'm not panicking. I was out for a run and this guy started chasing me.

Who’s that

*the one chasing Pump gets closer*
Pump: *sighs* It's Ron.

Ron?
You mean the b-bot LockSmith made?

Ron: No. I'm a ninja.

Sonic: Don’t worry I got-

Pump: ...

You gotta help

Pump: *continues walking*

*Arrives at Ron’s house*

Ron: Sonic? What are you doing here?

I followed, you didn’t see me

"Bozo"

Pump: ...

https://i.imgflip.com/6mobef.jpg
GrEy: ... (who is chasing him)

Pump: Why were you pointing at me?

GrEy: "FOR THE AFS!" *BAM*

Ron: NOW YOU'VE DONE IT!

GrEy: "done put the dawg down"

Ron: You want a piece of me?

GrEy: *points gun at Ron*

Ron: You asked for it. *Ippons grey*

GrEy: "woah he was just an innocent man, dude!"

Ron: You killed my friend!

GrEy: "He didn't, I did! Why did you have to bring that man into this? He was innocent!"
(capitalization saves lives) (it's GrEy, not grey)

(You're not supposed to know that yet)

GrEy: *pulls out gun*

Pump: *sits down*

GrEy: ...

Ron: *panting* Why were you running from me, Pump?

GrEy: *points at Ron*
(what does ron look like)

GrEy: *points at Pump*

Pump: What?

GrEy: ...

Ron: GrEy, why did you kill my friend?

GrEy: "your dog obviously was sick, and i couldn't let it run around making others sick!"

Ron: I don't have a dog.

GrEy: "what?"

Ron: You heard me.

GrEy: "whose dog did i shoot?"

Ron: You didn't shoot a dog, you shot my friend!

GrEy: "whats the difference?"

Ron: He's a cat.