UO will be somewhere here, find out who!

Jacob: God dang it!

Josh: Great!

Kai: * Loading a SCAR-H *

Ethan ( Worker Drone ): Hmmm

Chris: Now what?

*UV flashlights kick in everywhere.*
Pyro Purger: Pathetic.

DDJ: * Puts on coverings that protect him from the UV flashlights * Hehehe

*And then he is set on fire, burning the coverings, and shot at with a Spas-12 shotgun with Dragons breath rounds.*

While Pyro Purger is distracted, Kai shoots at Pyro's face

*the bullet bounces directly at Kai, but missed. So The Pyro Purger glory kills DDJ by slamming a 52' fire axe into his head.*

Jacob: Ummmmm

*Then they fire at Jacob.*

Jacob: * starts running to the side *

*He gets a little too close to the flame and burns to a crisp.*

b r u h

Ethan: Ummm . . . * calculates the best options while avoiding the Pyro Purger *

*Not really much other than to not die.*

Ethan: um

*Ethan is shot at.*

Ethan: * dodges * Oh god,

Chris: * Gets out Akimbo Uzis with Explosion Rounds and starts firing *

*Bullets do explode, but there's Kevlar in that suit and Chris is promptly set on fire from a strike from the Pyro Purger's fiery Baton.*

Chris: * Pours a bucket of water ( N O T GASOLINE ) on himself *

*He still gets burnt to a crisp because I need content.*

Ethan: oh god

*Ethan is impaled by a torch.*

Ethan: B r u h

No, there's no ash, no blood, they don't clean up until 07:00.
*Then the gas ignites, trapping everyone in.*
Or we might be the fight...

Ethan: oh god

*An entity walks up on the stage, in a full fireproof uniform.*
Pyro Purger: You have wandered into the wrong lot bitches!

Jacob: O _ o

*They then kill me instantly with a single shot to the head.*
[185 has died!]

Ethan: oh god * Starts firing at the Pyro Purger *

*Bullets bounce off him.*
(Oh yeah, this is a boss fight.)

Ethan: O _ O

Chris: Hmmmm

Is it night time?

(Its the purge, obviously, also two endings lie around. Wait for the sun to rise, or die. You won't actually die though.)

Hehehehe . . . DDJ time

Chris: * Gets out phone * I need you here now

DDJ: * Arrives *

*Best. Cake. Ever.*
[Kai has learned: 2017 Anniversary Cake.]

lol

Kai: * Goes to the address at 7:01, almost getting killed by 5 people *

[Continued in next post.]
{Save code is: 7Ak6mi7F}

*Ethan can see a glimpse of an eye through the gas mask.*
(Don't forget Kai is still in the fight.)

Oh right

Kai: * Gets out a Long Sword and stabs the Pyro Purger in the head *

*The sword goes through the armor, and within the blink of an eye, he is gone, what is left is a box.*

Kai: * Careful opens the box with the sword *

*Inside is a cake (See image) and an address to some place with the note of: "Don't worry, not poisoned, I'm not that cruel. :)*

Kai: I don't trust the cake, and I don't know if I should go . . . * Helps out Ethan *

*The note also says to go after 07:00, as the shop is closed, and the cake was found and mimicked in a village, it will make you feel like ascending to no limit.*

h

(Bro, for story, Kai should eat the cake, also don't forget about the others that died.)

f i n e, but if the cake poisoned ima be mad >:(

Kai: oh well * Eats the cake *

[Current Character: 185, Purge enthusiast. Uniform: Anarchist. Health: 100%.]
Naturally there's two events, but with the serial killer of the century missing, they closed it down.
*I look at the other side.*
Looks like this is our area.

Ethan: Oh well

They Pyro Purger lights up the arena so nobody escapes, and does these glory kills that are so bloody.

Kai: Cool

So, lets go in.

Chris: fine

*I enter the arena.*
[Are you sure you want to enter? If so, make sure to have enough supplies to survive.]

They do have enough supplies, they enter

*The arena is empty, but smells of gasoline.*
We must be early here...

Jacob: Or late

You there? ))

u there? ))