That vegan teacher pov

Nellie: Excuse me, but I have a few questions. One- How did you get past the security surrounding this camp, and two- what the actual f**k are you doing? *she looks at That Vegan Teacher with confusion*

That vegan teacher: hmmm (flashback plays of that vegan teacher dodging all security and blocking all cameras with leafs) well let’s just say magic. Also, taking all the meat from your kitchen.

Nellie: Well, in case you were unaware, this is a camp for PSYCHICS... *she puts a brain portal on That Vegan Teacher and enters her mind through it to find out wtf is wrong with her*

(You find cow slaughter videos)

N- Geez, she doesn't have ANY Censors... I guess I have no other choice. *she leaves That Vegan Teacher's mind and sends her to an insane Asylum*

Lock all doors and cut off all cell service. Than chain her up Im my basement with nothing but meat and milk and a tv playing Gordon Ramsay making steak

That vegan teacher: (makes pigeon sounds and pigeons come attacking everything except her)

Turns on gas (my basement is A gas chamber)

That vegan teacher: summons wave 2 of pigeons with gas masks

Beast dragnoc: HEY THAT ISNT YOURS

That vegan teacher: BUT DONT YOU CARE ABOUT THE ANIMALS?!

I do care about the animals THATS WHY THATS MEAT FROM ANIMALS THAT WERE ALREADY DEAD

That vegan teacher: they were brutally murdered begging for their lives.

animals dont talk you idiot and if thats the case why arent you mad at other animals then

That vegan teacher: (dosent answer that question)

you gonna get mad at a wolf eating a deer? thats just how life works

That vegan teacher: (continues removing the meat from yo fridge)

Minus: PUT MAH MEAT DOWN

*uses ember on her and puts salt and pepper on her, them pours steak sauce* braixen: cooked… to perfection *licks lips*

braixen: This is for your dog… and also… FOR PANCHO! *throws into oven and waits 40 mins*

(Silenc speaks in textboxes)
[oi no stealing]
Universal Destroyer Silencio, pissed off: “ah f**king great.”
*USD snaps his finger and she no longer exists*
“There.”
[yey]

(That vegan teachers soul steals the ability to snap people out of existence with her)

“HEY YOU CANT BREAK THE LAWS OF EXISTANCE!”
[o]

Myself: Excuse me, ma'am, you are currently trespassing on my property, and also stealing my property.

That vegan teacher: well I’m only stealing the meat so that’s alright

It doesn't matter what it is, it's my property. Please return it, and maybe I'll brew some tea and we can have a little chat.

That vegan teacher: do you not understand?! You think you can hide the fact your paying for murder. But no. No no no no no. You are the one paying for decapitation of cows! And yes I would like yea AS LONG AS ITS VEGAN

Listen, ma'am, killing animals is not murder. It is not even close to murder. Humanity was granted domination of the Earth, including the animals. If you want to be vegan, go ahead, I don't care. But don't force your ideals upon others.

That vegan teacher: animals rights are similar to human rights. Name 3 ways animals don’t deserve rights that are given to humans!

*uses portal gun to break this rp* braixen: I’m an animal, in our universe we aren’t eaten cause we technically are dominant over humans

braixen: Even though they use us for battles, but we want to do them, and ours trainers love us with all their heart

that vegan teacher: i will be honest that is nice but as long as the humans are vegan in your universe im happy

Braixen: they do drink milk, and sometimes eat food with butter, oh don’t forget icecream

Braixen: so yes… vegan…

You should post an image for RP with the funny doctor man

My .45 acp chambered all American 1911 in my pocket with a agency suppressor and airborn grip:

(LMFAOOOAOAOOOAOAA 😭😭

That vegan teacher: (rides a horse and charges at you)

Trooper: Extra meat! *pulls out a shotgun*

That vegan teacher: WAIT I CAN EXPLAIN

Trooper: *shoots le epicly*

That vegan teacher: (dies)

Trooper: YAY *eats*

*loads guns with hanger*

That vegan teacher: (loads gun with poison)

"you can't poison me I have a healing factor

That vegan teacher: alright… (loads gun with plant spike)

"I can heal from anything"

that vegan teacher: alright.., (loads gun with death ray)

*laghs* "I can't die"

That vegan teacher: fine then! (Loads gun with net in it)