HE NEVER THREW A SILVER DOLLAR ACROSS THE POTOMAC BECAUSE SILVER DOLLARS HADN'T BEEN INVENTED YET; GEORGE WASHINGTON WAS INCREDIBLE; HE NEVER CUT DOWN HIS FATHERS CHERRY TREE; HE ONLY STARTED AMERICA BECAUSE HE WAS ANGRY THAT HE DIDN'T GET INTO THE BRITISH ARMY; HIS SET OF FALSE TEETH INCLUDED HIPPO TEETH, IVORY, BRASS TEETH AND TEETH FROM SLAVES; HE OWNED 317 SLAVES; HE WAS BRITISH, NOT AMERICAN
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