Who Would Win?

the 100 lb bomb in my ass

shit

I mistook a stick of dynamite for a tampon

how

It was nice while it lasted

the

Put your gunpowder inside me 🥵🥵🥵

🤨📸

Please mommy bomb

🤨📸

Idk but my girlfriend is dynamite 🥰😘

because she is going to blow up on March 18th, 2025 at 7:42 pm

NOOO DONT KILL MY GF!!!! She's the bomb.

You're a dynamite gal 😍

how can I be a dynamite gal if I'm male

I'm talking to my gf

then why are you saying this to me

I was talking too loud

how does that work

https://i.imgflip.com/6oskv7.jpg

Explosive device

Neither

my water bottle

zip bomb

(The little girl can get rid of bombs)

You know what nobody can get rid of?

What

Nobody can get rid of DEEZ NUTS

Prove it

*takes off my clothes to reveal that i don't have nuts*
You can't get rid of something that doesn't exist