You better start to run away.

[he turns his walk man off, no one understands why he still has owns one anyways]
"um sorry sir... can you please repeat that what you just said?"

sony stereo belt supremacy

heck yeah

I think I died. I will now summon my 13ft boyfriend to deal with this Creature

*runs away*

If this is where you want to die so be it

"I think you've misunderstood the situation. I'm not looking for a fight.
Not to mention I can't die anyways.
I'm here to crush those horny-ahh people."

I know me and a select few are always horny

"...
You seem nicer compared to the others.
You're safe for now."

Good soldiers follow orders, I am here to finish my mission if I perish so be it

"...
Who am I to judge anyways.
At least you'll die as a loyal soldier."

You can't kill a god

"Neither can you kill a corpse whose soul decided not to leave."

You know why they call me the collector?

"No matter what you do, i will not die, nor leave this body.
It's impossible, give up."

I collect souls of the dammned they love to fight but I feel I should spare you of a second death because wouldn't that be embarrassing

But let's do this

"I suppose this is both of us consenting not to fight?"

I gues-* cuts him into for pieces* do not fight back *the pieces fuse together back into the monster but he was reincarnated* I'm giving you another chance that is my mercy no and leave the horny alone.

-sigh-
"Fine.
But be warned-
If any of you ever gets close to either me or that Blaxor i won't hesitate."

Hold it fire men he's dead no more

"dead no more?" joe asks. "now that is a very confusing statement" bill states. the tone in joes voice seems very relived that he does not have to deal with the person.

Now go snipe Herbert I mean Joe Biden

[bill clicks on some kind of device, possibly not a good thing. it sends out a ping to someone, or something]

Huh. Cool, mind if I draw something like this? Just asking because I don't want to look like I'm stealing ideas

Sure.

Cool, btw did Sarah send you that image of my face?

Yes.

“OH HO! You dare approach me, after I ruined your grandfather’s Antifurry logic!”
“I can’t beat the shit out of you without getting closer.”
“Then get as close as you’d like!”