cool facts about me

I can chug a whole milk jug in 30 seconds. xD

thats not milk ITS HORSE SPERM

That'll take 43 seconds.

my family says im a sodachoalic becuz i NEED MY FIX MOM

You chug it in under a minute that's how I drink it normally

takes around 20 secs

Ah

that how i feel after it

Ok

"now that sounds sounds like a bit of an over blown statistic to me... but i mean it is possible for me it is just yeah.. does not sit well with me"-[redacted by project void glass]

I can chug in less than 10 sec

I can chug a bottle of pink sauce without all my vital organs shutting down.