WHAT YOUR FAVORITE BAND SAYS ABOUT YOU
METALLICA: YOU HAVE EITHER BEEN A FAN FOR YEARS, OR JUST GOT INTO IT FROM STRANGER THINGS.
MEGADETH: YOU LIKE A FASTER VERSION OF AN ALREADY FAST BAND.
SLAYER: YOUR TABS ARE: 0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0.
ANTHRAX: WAIT, PEOPLE HAVE ANTHRAX AS THEIR FAVORITE?
AC/DC: YOU GET MAD WHEN PEOPLE SAY IT ALL SOUNDS THE SAME
THE EAGLES: YOU ARE TIRED OF HOTEL CALIFORNIA, TAKE IT EASY, AND LIFE IN THE FAST LANE.
DEEP PURPLE: GOD YOU'RE OLD.
LED ZEPPELIN: GOD YOU'RE MEGA BASED.
BLACK SABBATH: GOD YOU'RE BASED.
THE BEATLES: GOD YOU'RE REALLY OLD.
THE ROLLING STONES: YOU LIKE SEEING A NEAR 80 YEAR OLD DANCE.
GUNS N' ROSES: YOU'RE LYING.
NIRVANA: FACE IT YOU ONLY LIKE THEM BECAUSE SOMETHING IN THE WAY.
ALICE IN CHAINS: YOU ALWAYS TALK ABOUT HOW GREAT THEIR SINGER WAS.
VAN HALEN: YOU'RE EITHER 50, OR 15.
MOTLEY CRUE: YOU GET MAD WHEN THEY SAY MOTLEY CREW.
KISS: YOU THINK OLD MEN IN MAKEUP IS COOL (IT IS).
PANTERA: YOU ACTULLY LIKE THEIR 80S STUFF.
LINKIN PARK: YOUR ARE 40, OR 14.