imagine if the hose was on "jet" mode O_O

how do I turn my p**is to jet mode

t h i s t w e e t h a s b e e n d e l e t e d

all jokes aside tho I might as well who knows I'm not a plant

wait pollen is just flower sperm so what if every spring there was just constant moaning from all the flowers and trees reproducing
spring/early summer would suddenly become the perfect time to f**k in a flower field cuz nobody would notice any moans