made this out of boredom

Are you a disease? Because you make me love sick

0%

nice try

Uhh uhhh ummm uhh

😁

-25%

can you make one with ran

no

ok

OJ: "I don't eat babies, but I will drink them from your dic-"

what

OJ: "You heard what I said. If I think of flirts to get you we'll be here all day. So just unzip, grab me, and slam me down all the way. Balls deep. Right now baby."

no

OJ: "Fine, time to unveil the ultimate flirt.

Hey, you're my doctor, you've prescribed a lot of Vitamin D for my KITTY. I might need to EXTEND that prescription. Cause my CAT is not filled up enough at all. You can also give some to my DONKEY. Cause it needs a lot of it, like a whole big load. It's really big, and needs a LOT of Vitamin D to fill it up all the way. Hope you don't run empty, cause I'm gonna need it all."

3%

OJ: "You know what? Get over here-" *insert OJ and Milky sex scene

what

How did that make him blush

wdym?

How much did OJ's flirt make Milky blush

0%

nice try

OJ: "I have about 207 bones in my body.

Wanna make it 208~?"

0%

try harder

OJ: "I don't like balls hitting my face. Baseballs, basketballs. But your balls are the only one I want on my face~",

2%

OJ: "That's it, I'm tired of coming up with flirts.

Use me like a f**king flashlight already.",

wtf

ur thot

OJ is a carton of orange juice

ik and idc

I'll splat for you~

S U S

it means ill die for you in tomato

to me it seems like you'd bust a nut

I dont have nuts

females can still ejaculate

ik

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nice try, pal

*commits die*

hot